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WETYPELIKEOLDPEOPLETALK
Posted by Adam in user-submitted on November 16th, 2010
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label ‘Stranger:’. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Stranger: OMG IT’S YOU
You: OMG
You: I FOUND YOU!!!
Stranger: IKNOWRIGHT
Stranger: YAAAAY
You: CAPS PARTY!!!!
Stranger: WOOOOOOOOTTTT
You: SUPERMEGAHAPPYRICE!
Stranger: FANTASTICRASHFACEBUTTOCKS!
You: OHMYTHATWASSLIGHTLYOFFENDINGTOAYOUNGERAUDIENCE
Stranger: IAPOLOGIZEIWASN’TTRYINGTOOFFEND
You: NONOITSFINEBUTNICKELODEONWOULDNOTAPPROVE
Stranger: OMGTELLTHEMI’MSORRY
You: ITSOKIJUSTWOULDNTCOUNTONTHEMBROADCASTINGTHIS
Stranger: DARNIWASPLANNINGONTHATINEEDTHEMONEYSSSS
You: YOUMIGHTTRYANETWORKGEAREDTOWARDAOLDERAUDIENCE
Stranger: ANETWORKLIKEWHAT?
You: PERHAPSCARTOONNETWORKOREVENMTV
Stranger: OOHMTVMIGHTWORK
You: FxCKINGFxCKERSHxTIINGTONBxTCH
You: SORRYMYTERETSFLARED
Stranger: PUNCHYOUINDAFACEANDPOPACAPINYOASSSS
Stranger: OHSORRYITHOUGHTWEWEREDOINGMTV
You: ASSONLYHASTWO’S'SNOTFOUR
You: BUTTHATSOKDONTWORRY
Stranger: I’MSORRYMYMISTAKE
Stranger: THEYWEREADDEDFOREMPHASIS
You: OHTHENIFULLYUNDERSTANDYOUREMPHASISSSS
Stranger: GOOOOOOOOD
You: NOWYOUREOVERDOINGIT
Stranger: SORRYBRO
Stranger: I’LLTRYTOCONTROLMYSELF
You: PLEASEDOYOUVEBEENQUTETHEFREESPIRITTHISCONVERSATION
Stranger: MYBADDAWGIKNOWINEEDMORECENSORSORSOMETHING
You: DONTCALLMEDAWGNEITHERYOUNORIAREBLACK
Stranger: HOWDOYOUKNOWI’MNOTBLACK
You: YOUVEYETTOMENTIONFRIEDCHICKINORKOOLAID
Stranger: THATSRACIST
You: ITSOKIHAVEABLACKPRESIDENT
Stranger: OHRIGHTIFORGIVEYOU
You: YOUDONTHAVETOFORGIVEMEITSNOTYOURFAULT
Stranger: OHOKAYTHANKS
You: WELLIFEELTHISCONVERSATIONENDINGBUTITSBEENSWELL
Stranger: OHITHASITHANKYOUFORENTERTAININGME
You: NOPROBLEMHAVEFUNBEINGALIVEANDSTUFF
Stranger: OHYOUASWELL
Stranger: BTWILOVEFRIEDCHICKENANDKOOLAID
Stranger: ANDI’MASWHITEASTHEYCOME
You: HOMOSEXUALYOUARE
Stranger: THATIAMNOT
You: CLAYAIKENJUSTCRIED
Stranger: SORRYCLAYPEACEOUTSTRANGAAA
Here Comes The Bride
Posted by Jack Sprat in user-submitted on October 27th, 2010
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label ‘Stranger:’. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: marry me? :)
You: of course!
You: *wedding bells*
You: *honeymoon*
You: *kids*
You: *fighting*
You: *divorce*
You: *alimony*
You: *bankruptcy*
You: *suicide*
You have disconnected.
Forgotten Love
Posted by Sam McCadden in user-submitted on October 12th, 2010
Stranger: hey you
You: hi
Stranger: omg!
You: what?
Stranger: i havent talked to you in years ive missed you
Stranger: its so nice to talk to you again
Stranger: :)
You: thanks, bob
You: or is it joe
You: *cries* i forget
You: im so sorry!
Stranger: imma girl its lilly
Stranger: !
You: oh!
Stranger: you forgot!!!!!!!
Stranger: your so meen
You: im so sorry! i just couldn’t tell the difference!
Stranger: all the times weve been threw!
You: we fought in the nam war together
You: how could i forget!?!?!?
Stranger: yeah!
Stranger: i meen seriously
Stranger: man!
You: im such a rude person
You: go ahead, shoot me
Stranger: NO
You: i don’t care anymore
You: !
Stranger: i… i couldnt
Stranger: i love you!!!!!!
You: im sorry… but… but you have to!
You: its your only hope
Stranger: but baby dont leave me
You: ok
You: i’ll stay
Stranger: thank you
Stranger: my love
You: but you’ll have to forgive me for forgetting that your name was lilly… or that you weren’t a man!
Stranger: its alright my love i forgive you
You: thank you
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Rejected
Posted by Not Jake in user-submitted on October 1st, 2010
Stranger: hey its nicole, is this jake?
You: yeaah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: we did it!
You: hahaha
You: this is so cool
Stranger: yay i found u baby
You: hey
You: nicole… will you marry me?
You: i love you so much
You: i think we should
Stranger: haha ur being silly again
You: no
You: im serious
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
PIE
Posted by conor power in user-submitted on September 30th, 2010
You: hey
Stranger: Hi, I’m Carl UK
You: hey im conor Ireland
You: awkward
Stranger: lol
Stranger: you’re not looking for guy then
You: eh its not that
You: its im IRISH and your BRITISH
Stranger: only by accidnet of birth
You: hey do you like
You: pie
Stranger: sweet or savoury?
You: PIE FLAVOURED
Stranger: pie isn’t a flavour
You: hell yeah it is
Stranger: pie is a pastry case enclosing either a meat or fruit base filling
You: you know were running out of booze and this party is CRAZY!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: i got plenty off booze and some weed too if you want
You: i think
You: i think. .. . . . .
Stranger: it’s good to think
You: we need to get more party for the booze
Stranger: lol
You: ill go get some
Stranger: see ya
You: bitch you aint my babysitter
Stranger: baby I aint you bitch sitter
You: hey while im out you want me to pick you up some ice
Stranger: it’s your party
You: what
You: you my friend
You: just blew
You: my mind and a little bit of my pants
Stranger: cool, glad to be of service
A hint of nostalgia.
Posted by Mia in user-submitted on September 22nd, 2010
You: I miss playing pogs.
Stranger: I miss playing Mortal Kombat.
You: I miss playing Streets of Rage.
Stranger: I miss playing Sunset Riders.
You: I miss playing GoldenEye 007 on the N64.
Stranger: And I had Streets of Rage.
Stranger: I miss playing Rollo To The Rescue.
You: I miss playing Rayman.
Stranger: I miss Playing Castle of Illusion.
You: I miss playing marbles.
Stranger: Ahhh, marbles…
Stranger: I miss bulding spaceships out of chairs with my brother.
You: And Golden Axe on Sega.
You: I miss moving all the furniture around with my four brothers and creating hideaways and roleplaying.
Stranger: I made corridors with my brother, and we would crawl around them and play You’re It.
You: I miss when one brother and I would play on the couch, pretending that I was falling off it into a sea of sharks and he’d pull me up to rescure me. He was Ryu and I was Kimberley.
Stranger: Lol.
Stranger: I miss Hey Arnold and The Magic Bus.
You: I miss Doug.
Stranger: Angry Beavers.
You: Cycling around the block on my bike and making friends with the neighbours.
Stranger: I did that too!
You: =)
You: Making mud pies with them on the sidewalk, and chalking things that our angry neighbour Sheila would complain about.
Stranger: Lol, I would go to my grandma’s sister’s place with my family, and we’d take stuff from her kitchen and mix them in a pot, in the tree house.
Stranger: My brother and I.
You: We’d wet an area of the back yard that was without grass and we’d slide across the mud and have mud fights.
You: Water fights! Water pistols, water balloons, straight up hosing each other down.
Stranger: Ahh, I know, we did that too!
Stranger: Now, I spend the whole day here.
Stranger: In my room with my best friend.
Stranger: The computer.
You: Sad times, my friend. The old days are long gone.
You: Kids won’t experience childhood the way we did.
Stranger: I know.
You: I know 5-8 year olds that play on the computer all the time.
Stranger: I know!
Stranger: And they have cellphones! Like, what the f?!
You: Atleast we got to experience all that we did. I only hope my children can experience the same.
Stranger: I know, me too.
You: You have made me all nostalgic now.
Stranger: You started it!
You: I did, didn’t I.