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WETYPELIKEOLDPEOPLETALK

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label ‘Stranger:’. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Stranger: OMG IT’S YOU
You: OMG
You: I FOUND YOU!!!
Stranger: IKNOWRIGHT
Stranger: YAAAAY
You: CAPS PARTY!!!!
Stranger: WOOOOOOOOTTTT
You: SUPERMEGAHAPPYRICE!
Stranger: FANTASTICRASHFACEBUTTOCKS!
You: OHMYTHATWASSLIGHTLYOFFENDINGTOAYOUNGERAUDIENCE
Stranger: IAPOLOGIZEIWASN’TTRYINGTOOFFEND
You: NONOITSFINEBUTNICKELODEONWOULDNOTAPPROVE
Stranger: OMGTELLTHEMI’MSORRY
You: ITSOKIJUSTWOULDNTCOUNTONTHEMBROADCASTINGTHIS
Stranger: DARNIWASPLANNINGONTHATINEEDTHEMONEYSSSS
You: YOUMIGHTTRYANETWORKGEAREDTOWARDAOLDERAUDIENCE
Stranger: ANETWORKLIKEWHAT?
You: PERHAPSCARTOONNETWORKOREVENMTV
Stranger: OOHMTVMIGHTWORK
You: FxCKINGFxCKERSHxTIINGTONBxTCH
You: SORRYMYTERETSFLARED
Stranger: PUNCHYOUINDAFACEANDPOPACAPINYOASSSS
Stranger: OHSORRYITHOUGHTWEWEREDOINGMTV
You: ASSONLYHASTWO’S'SNOTFOUR
You: BUTTHATSOKDONTWORRY
Stranger: I’MSORRYMYMISTAKE
Stranger: THEYWEREADDEDFOREMPHASIS
You: OHTHENIFULLYUNDERSTANDYOUREMPHASISSSS
Stranger: GOOOOOOOOD
You: NOWYOUREOVERDOINGIT
Stranger: SORRYBRO
Stranger: I’LLTRYTOCONTROLMYSELF
You: PLEASEDOYOUVEBEENQUTETHEFREESPIRITTHISCONVERSATION
Stranger: MYBADDAWGIKNOWINEEDMORECENSORSORSOMETHING
You: DONTCALLMEDAWGNEITHERYOUNORIAREBLACK
Stranger: HOWDOYOUKNOWI’MNOTBLACK
You: YOUVEYETTOMENTIONFRIEDCHICKINORKOOLAID
Stranger: THATSRACIST
You: ITSOKIHAVEABLACKPRESIDENT
Stranger: OHRIGHTIFORGIVEYOU
You: YOUDONTHAVETOFORGIVEMEITSNOTYOURFAULT
Stranger: OHOKAYTHANKS
You: WELLIFEELTHISCONVERSATIONENDINGBUTITSBEENSWELL
Stranger: OHITHASITHANKYOUFORENTERTAININGME
You: NOPROBLEMHAVEFUNBEINGALIVEANDSTUFF
Stranger: OHYOUASWELL
Stranger: BTWILOVEFRIEDCHICKENANDKOOLAID
Stranger: ANDI’MASWHITEASTHEYCOME
You: HOMOSEXUALYOUARE
Stranger: THATIAMNOT
You: CLAYAIKENJUSTCRIED
Stranger: SORRYCLAYPEACEOUTSTRANGAAA

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Unexpected.

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label ‘Stranger:’. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: Amy?
You: Hello, nope.
You: To whom am I speaking to?
Stranger: Tom. I need to speak to Amy.
You: Oh, Amy is unavailable at the moment.
You: Please leave a message after the tone
You: Beep
Stranger: I know about the murders, Amy.
You: What? Who told you?!
Stranger: It doesn’t matter.
You: Well, now that you know, I have to get rid of you too!
Stranger: You wouldn’t dare. You don’t know where the proof is.
You: It doesn’t matter. I can’t risk you turning me in.
Stranger: Fine. Go ahead. Kill me. I’m not the only one that knows about the murders.
You: Damn. Who else is in this with you?
Stranger: I guess you’ll just never find out.
You: Maybe I should just run. Change my name. Grow a beard.
You: Yes, I think so.
Stranger: They’ll eventually get you. You’ll rot in jail.
You: But I’m just an innocent girl; they’ll never suspect me.
Stranger: The others will tell the police. There will be an international manhunt.
You: How much are they paying you? I’ll triple it if you keep quiet.
Stranger: They’re not paying me.
You: You are doing this just to get back at me for stealing your lollipop?!
Stranger: This has nothing to do with the lollipop.
You: Oh I think you are still holding a grudge.
You: Just face it: Mom liked me better.
Stranger: It’s not true! No!
Stranger: She liked both of us!
You: Or so she said….
Stranger: Shut up! You’re just.. You’re just lying!
You: No, it’s the truth. Face the facts, Tom. Mom loved me more than you.
You: It’s time to grow up and move on.
Stranger: Fine! But I still had dad by my side.
You: Oh no, he secretly hated you as well.
You: He liked your friend, Jim, better
You: They built the treehouse together.
Stranger: Lies! All you do is lie!
You: At least I know what’s real. You just live in your own world pretending everything is fine.
Stranger: That’s it. I can’t take it anymore. Please… End my misery. I beg you.
You: No, that’s for cowards.
Stranger: Kill me! Please!
You: No, because that’s what you want. I would have if you didn’t ask.
Stranger: Fine. Then I’ll kill myself. I have no choice. The others will take care of you.
You: They won’t know where to find me.
You: I can hide like Osama Bin Laden
Stranger: Really? I guess you don’t know about the device.
You: What device?
Stranger: A few years ago you swallowed, without you knowing, a small GPS transreciever.
You: Oh really? Well done.
You: Hmm, how can I get out of that one?
Stranger: You lost, Amy. That’s it. Turn yourself in,
You: No! Never!
You: I’ll just have to take drastic measures!
Stranger: What are you going to do, huh? You have nothing.
You: Oh I can’t tell you. It’ll take all the fun out of it.
You: But you’ll see. Once I rule the world!!!
Stranger: Yeah, right. You can’t even rule your two daughters.
You: Oh you think they are my kids!? Ha, you fool! Those are my best henchmen!
Stranger: And you can’t even rule them.
You: That’s what you think. They hang on my every word.
You: And what do you’re little pals do? Play dress up and have tea?
Stranger: No. They help me.
Stranger: They’re part of the others.
You: With tea?
You: And teddy bears
You: Yeah, that’s what I thought. You have no comeback
Stranger: Fine. You’ll see. You’ll rot in jail.
You: Yeah, you said that before.
You: Is that the best you have?
Stranger: Yes. But it’s good enough.
You: Hahaa!
Stranger: So, You’re only wasting time. The others are now tracking your location and they’re about to call the police.
You: Or so you think… I have already destroyed the tracking device and I am halfway around the globe.
Stranger: Really? We have branches all over the globe.
You: Yes, but your communication is weak.
You: And I am very sneaky. I know how to get my way.
Stranger: shifting legs or cleavage isn’t the way to be sneaky.
You: That’s not my only tactic.
Stranger: Sure.
You: However, it’s you that is wasting time.
You: (Oh hey, this chat was amazing. I have to go though.)
Stranger: (Fine. Bye!)
You: (Thanks)
You: (Can I put this on omeglechats?)
Stranger: (sure)

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Here Comes The Bride

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Stranger: marry me? :)
You: of course!
You: *wedding bells*
You: *honeymoon*
You: *kids*
You: *fighting*
You: *divorce*
You: *alimony*
You: *bankruptcy*
You: *suicide*
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Forgotten Love

Stranger: hey you
You: hi
Stranger: omg!
You: what?
Stranger: i havent talked to you in years ive missed you
Stranger: its so nice to talk to you again
Stranger: :)
You: thanks, bob
You: or is it joe
You: *cries* i forget
You: im so sorry!
Stranger: imma girl its lilly
Stranger: !
You: oh!
Stranger: you forgot!!!!!!!
Stranger: your so meen
You: im so sorry! i just couldn’t tell the difference!
Stranger: all the times weve been threw!
You: we fought in the nam war together
You: how could i forget!?!?!?
Stranger: yeah!
Stranger: i meen seriously
Stranger: man!
You: im such a rude person
You: go ahead, shoot me
Stranger: NO
You: i don’t care anymore
You: !
Stranger: i… i couldnt
Stranger: i love you!!!!!!
You: im sorry… but… but you have to!
You: its your only hope
Stranger: but baby dont leave me
You: ok
You: i’ll stay
Stranger: thank you
Stranger: my love
You: but you’ll have to forgive me for forgetting that your name was lilly… or that you weren’t a man!
Stranger: its alright my love i forgive you
You: thank you
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Waldo? Is that you?

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
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You: Hi
Stranger: GODDAMN YOU FOUND ME
You: Yeah, what what Waldo!
Stranger: *sigh*
You: What the flip do I win?!?!
Stranger: i’ve spent so many years hiding
Stranger: from EVERYBODY
Stranger: different pages in books
Stranger: all over the place
Stranger: and now , i have to take my life and do something else.
You: Like what?
Stranger: because you found me. the very first person.
You: What shall you do with your life?
Stranger: i don’t know , maybe put my math degree to use and become an accountant?
You: Accounting sucks! You should enter the world championship of hide n seek, you could beat Bin Laden!
Stranger: *bangs head against desk* and i was SO good at being inconspicuous.
Stranger: oooooooh.
Stranger: that thought never occured to me.
Stranger: i’ve been around longer than Bin Laden anyways.
Stranger: he’s a MERE amateur
You: Hiding longer too!
Stranger: I , I am a professional. and indeed I have been!
Stranger: if you keep this between you and i kid , you will get the satisfaction of knowing that I HAVE been found
Stranger: and i am only going to go back into hiding
You: Okay, I won’t tell…
You: Not like anyone would believe me anyways
You: You are the great WALDO!
Stranger: no child shall ever find me again! or my name isn’t WALDO , Wally, Jura, Holger, Charlie, Hetti, Walter, Valli !
Stranger: Thanks young padwan. perhaps on day you can learn from I , the master of hiding and you yourself shall have a series of books , puzzles , comics etc.,
You: Yeah! You got the spirit!
You: Thanks so much for this wonderful inspiration…
Stranger: I think this conversation should be submitted to omeglechats.com
You: Wally?
Stranger: and anytime! yes padwan?
You: I’m gonna miss you…
Stranger: I will miss you more.
Stranger: this conversation has been fantabulous
Stranger: but it is time more me to finally move on and get back to hiding! thank YOU for inspiring me to hide again!
You: Yeah, I guess it it time for us to part…
Stranger: :(
Stranger: goodbye!
You: Byee!
Stranger: *jumps into book*
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Rejected

Stranger: hey its nicole, is this jake?
You: yeaah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: we did it!
You: hahaha
You: this is so cool
Stranger: yay i found u baby
You: hey
You: nicole… will you marry me?
You: i love you so much
You: i think we should
Stranger: haha ur being silly again
You: no
You: im serious
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PIE

You: hey
Stranger: Hi, I’m Carl UK
You: hey im conor Ireland
You: awkward
Stranger: lol
Stranger: you’re not looking for guy then
You: eh its not that
You: its im IRISH and your BRITISH
Stranger: only by accidnet of birth
You: hey do you like
You: pie
Stranger: sweet or savoury?
You: PIE FLAVOURED
Stranger: pie isn’t a flavour
You: hell yeah it is
Stranger: pie is a pastry case enclosing either a meat or fruit base filling
You: you know were running out of booze and this party is CRAZY!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: i got plenty off booze and some weed too if you want
You: i think
You: i think. .. . . . .
Stranger: it’s good to think
You: we need to get more party for the booze
Stranger: lol
You: ill go get some
Stranger: see ya
You: bitch you aint my babysitter
Stranger: baby I aint you bitch sitter
You: hey while im out you want me to pick you up some ice
Stranger: it’s your party
You: what
You: you my friend
You: just blew
You: my mind and a little bit of my pants
Stranger: cool, glad to be of service

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A hint of nostalgia.

You: I miss playing pogs.
Stranger: I miss playing Mortal Kombat.
You: I miss playing Streets of Rage.
Stranger: I miss playing Sunset Riders.
You: I miss playing GoldenEye 007 on the N64.
Stranger: And I had Streets of Rage.
Stranger: I miss playing Rollo To The Rescue.
You: I miss playing Rayman.
Stranger: I miss Playing Castle of Illusion.
You: I miss playing marbles.
Stranger: Ahhh, marbles…
Stranger: I miss bulding spaceships out of chairs with my brother.
You: And Golden Axe on Sega.
You: I miss moving all the furniture around with my four brothers and creating hideaways and roleplaying.
Stranger: I made corridors with my brother, and we would crawl around them and play You’re It.
You: I miss when one brother and I would play on the couch, pretending that I was falling off it into a sea of sharks and he’d pull me up to rescure me. He was Ryu and I was Kimberley.
Stranger: Lol.
Stranger: I miss Hey Arnold and The Magic Bus.
You: I miss Doug.
Stranger: Angry Beavers.
You: Cycling around the block on my bike and making friends with the neighbours.
Stranger: I did that too!
You: =)
You: Making mud pies with them on the sidewalk, and chalking things that our angry neighbour Sheila would complain about.
Stranger: Lol, I would go to my grandma’s sister’s place with my family, and we’d take stuff from her kitchen and mix them in a pot, in the tree house.
Stranger: My brother and I.
You: We’d wet an area of the back yard that was without grass and we’d slide across the mud and have mud fights.
You: Water fights! Water pistols, water balloons, straight up hosing each other down.
Stranger: Ahh, I know, we did that too!
Stranger: Now, I spend the whole day here.
Stranger: In my room with my best friend.
Stranger: The computer.
You: Sad times, my friend. The old days are long gone.
You: Kids won’t experience childhood the way we did.
Stranger: I know.
You: I know 5-8 year olds that play on the computer all the time.
Stranger: I know!
Stranger: And they have cellphones! Like, what the f?!
You: Atleast we got to experience all that we did. I only hope my children can experience the same.
Stranger: I know, me too.
You: You have made me all nostalgic now.
Stranger: You started it!
You: I did, didn’t I.

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