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to be continued

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label ‘Stranger:’. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: soulmate, is that you?!
You: is it?
You: *checks barcode*
You: YES!!
Stranger: i finalllly found you!
You: you dont know how many times it took to find you!!
Stranger: i know, same! like, where have you been all my life?
You: dude we saw eachother last week
You: remember?
You: i paid you for that shit
You: still havent gotten it tho. where is it
Stranger: i dont know. javier never pulled through, ill give you your money back.
You: i dont want the money. thats why i gave it to you
You: i want what i paid you and javier for
You: *pulls out stuffed rabbit, knife to its neck* you know who this is
You: and you know exactly what will happen to it if i dont get what i want
Stranger: MY SOULMATE WOULDNT DO THIS TO ME.
You: oh
Stranger: :(.
You: *drops knife* what am i doing
You: *sobs*
Stranger: its okay, we all make mistakes. please dont cry.
You: *wipes away tears with rabbit* its okay rabbit
You: you wont die
You: today..
Stranger: ..today?
You: its ok
You: he wont die yesterday either
Stranger: good.
You: haha XD
Stranger: i once made out with your grandma…sorry. i needed to let you know.
You: its okay
You: my grandma made out with you once
You: thats good payback
You: lol
Stranger: this is true. she left her dentures in my mouth

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Have you met Brian

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You: HI
Stranger: bonerrrsssss
You: MY NAME IS BRIAN
You: I LIKE TO SKATEBOARD
You: MAYBE WE CAN BE FRIENDS
Stranger: MY NAME IS ALEX
Stranger: MAYBE WE CAN
You: I’D NEVER DO ANYTHING TO RUIN OUR FRIENDSHIP
You: LIKE POOP MY PANTS
Stranger: GOOD
You: HEY
Stranger: INEED ONE OF THOSE
Stranger: LOL
You: I HEARD THE LAST GUY YOU TALKED TO POOPED HIS PANTS
You: OH WHAT AND IDIOT
Stranger: HE DID!
You: HAVE YOU MET BRIAN
You: HE SEEMS PRETTY COOL
Stranger: HE DOES
Stranger: IM DIGGING HIM
You: HE LIKES TO SKATEBOARD
Stranger: THATS SWEET
You: YOU WON’T FIND ANY POOP IN HIS PANTS
Stranger: THATS WONDERFUL
Stranger: POOP IS BAD
Stranger: WELL IN THE PANTS
You: Pssst….
Stranger: lol yeah
You: I THINK BRIAN POOPED HIS PANTS
Stranger: NOOOO!
Stranger: BRIAANNN!>?
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Annoying Girly Reunion

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: YO.
Stranger: hey
You: Haha
Stranger: courtney?
You: Britney?! OH MY GAWD!!!!!111oneone!!!
Stranger: omggg!
You: I can’t believe it!!
Stranger: me either!!!!
You: Oh my, like, GAWD.
You: Wait. I thought you were dead?
Stranger: that was your mistake
Stranger: :O
You: Oh my gooodddd
You: But Josh like, totally told me you got pregnant
You: And when Jack found out he totally killed you!
Stranger: well, did you ever wonder what happened to Jack?
You: I heard he got attacked by a bear and the bear like, totally ate his dick
Stranger: well, no. he tried to stab me. and well, that knife ended up with him.
Stranger: court, keept this secret..
You: You go girl!!
Stranger: but i’m in the WPP and i live in a whole new state
You: Oh you know you can rely on me!! The whole gossip thing about Francine’s overdose was like totally not my fault
Stranger: i know, it was mine
You: Mhmm!! Bout time you admitted to it, biatch!
Stranger: yeah, sorry babe! haha god, i can’t believe i’m talking to you!
You: I know right!! It’s totally insane!!
You: Bitch, I missed you! Sorta…
Stranger: Yeah, but you should see this baby!
You: Your baby?
Stranger: yeah!
You: Oh my god so you didn’t get the abortion!? Gawd, I gotta stop listening to Josh…
Stranger: you really do. he’s a dumbass. and i hope you know he cheated on you..
You: Oh that’s okay I cheated on him with the whole football team
You: We have an ‘understanding’
Stranger: Haha thats my Courtney!
You: Hell yeah!!
Stranger: And I should say..
Stranger: My baby’s name is Veronica Courtney. After you, rgirll!!
You: Oh my god I think I’m gonna cry!
You: Happy tears, babe! :’)
Stranger: Hahaha good! I thought I’d never get to tell you that!
You: Actually, I have something to tell you, too
Stranger: Yeah?
You: Yeah. Um… You really are dead. You’ve been dead for over a year. After you killed Jake you got hit by a car.
You: I died two days ago, god damn it!
You: Drugs
You: You need to get it together girl!!
Stranger: Everyone’s dead, Court… Didn’t Josh ever tell you that? You: Wait wut
Stranger: Yeah..
You: I have SERIOUSLY got to do something about Josh!!
You: Gawd.
Stranger: You really do… And Jake is alive. He’s in hiding because he robbed a bank… With Josh.
You: Oh I totally knew about the bank thing. Josh told me something ’bout wanting to provide for the baby I said I had…
Stranger: Oh Gawd..
You: I knoww, complicated riiight.
Stranger: It really is. You totally need to see pics of the baby!
Stranger: And I have sad news too..
You: Oh no…
Stranger: I was supposed to have twins… A boy and a girl. His name was Mason Joshua. But he died, premature..
You: No wayy.. oh gawd, Brit, I’m so sorry
You: That, like, totally sucks
Stranger: Yeah, but he was so sick… I couldn’t kkeep him on the machines any longer.
You: Sad tears, babe D’:
Stranger: But I’m thankful for Veronica
You: Oh yeah totally
You: That girl’s gonna rock the world!!
You: Of course, ’cause she got a name like mine…
Stranger: She actually looks so much like her dad… And she will… With her mommy and Auntie Courtney!
Stranger: Rock the world that is… Haha
You: Oh totally, I can like, totally tell just by thinking about her
Stranger: haha it’ll be the bestt, Bitch!
You: Hell yeah Brit!
You: Oh but Brit, I got some bad news hun
Stranger: Oh gawd… What?
You: Satan like totally wants me to be his whore, and, I gotta admit, he’s like soooo sexyyy, so I’m not gonna turn him down so like, I gotta go…
You: I know, right.. bummerrr
You: But I’ll totally like, see you around.. sort of.. not really..!
Stranger: Yeah, well just google my new name. And my E-mail should be on one of the links!
You: Totally. Later babe!
Stranger: Byeee, Babe! Miss ya like Fuck!
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like totes gtfo

You: HI THERE
Stranger: ROFL LAMO LOL
Stranger: HI
You: OH EM GEE
Stranger: oh muh gwad
You: i know right!!
You: i was like yeah but no but yeh but!
Stranger: i like totes no
Stranger: i no!
Stranger: i was like totes, and she was like gtfo
Stranger: and then i was like omg he is soooooo presh
You: no. way
Stranger: but she was like wtf
You: i saw her at the mall and she didnt even say hi
You: like um bitch much??
Stranger: wow.
Stranger: totes. for serial
You: i was lookin well lush eh
Stranger: how shadtastic
Stranger: you were lookin fine girl
You: she has slept with like everyone hey
You: im totally telling brad
Stranger: omg! you are such a little home wrecker!
Stranger: but brad totally deserves to know.

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You broke the rules, Mike

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You: Hello, darlin
Stranger: You think i’m going to make my sister a widow?
Stranger: I’m the godfather of your son
Stranger: Have a drink, mIke.
Stranger: *mike
You: fine, i’ll have Jack Daniels
Stranger: You’ll have whatever the fck we’re serving.
Stranger: I’m going to make you an offer you can’t refuse
Stranger: Heres a ticket to vegas
Stranger: Leave, never come bac.
You: I’d rather go to tenessee
Stranger: *pulls out gun*
Stranger: You broke the rules mike
You: DONT SHOOT!
Stranger: You knew there were rules
Stranger: *puts out cigar*
You: I only want to go to tenessee to live forever with Dolly Parton!!
Stranger: *pulls trigger*
You: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Stranger: BANG
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All The Same Person

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Now you’re back.
You: Thinking you’ll just disconnect, then come crawling back to me.
Stranger: ?
Stranger: who r u?
You: Ha ha, very funny.
You: You spend 3 hours asking everything about me, then just disconnect when I show you a picture of my penis.
You: What is it with you Stranger?
You: Are you trying to take advantage of me?
Stranger: hahaa
Stranger: haha
Stranger: good story
Stranger: maybe ill use it someday
You: What are you on about?
You: Don’t pretend you have amnesia like you did 40 minutes ago.
You: I know you remember Stranger.
Stranger: fck
Stranger: ure good
You: I’m not good. Just observant.
Stranger: right
Stranger: asl?
You: You mean my information? You’ve asked me like 20 times in the last 3 hours.
You: What the hell is wrong?
Stranger: stop playin that gamee!
Stranger: im not stupid
You: I don’t think we should be in a relationship anymore.
You: If you can’t even remember me.
Stranger: hahaha
You: I was really starting to have feelings for you, and then you keep messing me about.
Stranger: whats my name?
Stranger: tell me
Stranger: if u talked to me 3 hours u must know
You: I honestly don’t know. Stranger seems to be the one you use all the time. You’ve called yourself Max, John, Tai Ling, Mika, Holmes, and others I can’t remember.
Stranger: ure male right?
Stranger: and u started to have feelings for male??
Stranger: gay
You: No, I’m a woman!
Stranger: and you have a penis?
You: What is it with you? Just be straight with me. Do you or do you not have feelings for me?
You: Yes, I have a penis.
Stranger: “You spend 3 hours asking everything about me, then just disconnect when I show you a picture of my penis.”
Stranger: ??????
You: Yes, I own a penis.
You: I have a picture of the penis in case it gets stolen.
Stranger: wtf
You: I’d hate it if someone broke into my house and stole my penis. It cost me a lot of money.
You: Hello?
You: Oh, Stranger’s famous silent treatment.
You: I knew I couldn’t trust you.
Stranger: hahahaaa
You: Why are you laughing?
Stranger: youre funny man
You: I’m sorry, I’ll do anything you want. Please don’t leave me.
You: I’ll be a man if you want me to.
You: I’ll get the penis and strap it on to me.
You: If that’s what it takes for you to love me.
Stranger: ?
Stranger: ammm
Stranger: youre crazy
Stranger: im female
You: Then, what?
You: I don’t care that you’re a lesbian. I love you.
You: Please love me.
Stranger: youre fucking crazy, dude
You: I…I…
You: You’re making me cry…please stop
Stranger: haha
You: I can’t help it. The more you abuse me, the more attracted I am to you.
You: I’ll have a sex change if you want me to.
Stranger: hahahahahaaa
Stranger: you make me laugh
Stranger: im asking myself something
Stranger: wanna know what?
You: I would like to know. You are so mysterious.
Stranger: why i am wasting my time with you
Stranger: can u answer?
You: Wh…what? Are you leaving me/
Stranger: oh stop!!!!!!
Stranger: seriusly
You: I’ll change!! Please don’t do this to me. I’m begging you.
Stranger: youre crazy
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for all the /b/rothers….

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: which is hotter? sharpie in pooper or shoe on head?
Stranger: shoe on head. now.
You: just a question…..
You: i’m perfectly straight, but i would f*ck the old spice guy. is that weird or just normal?
Stranger: I am 12 and what is this?
You: pools closed
Stranger: and niggers pwn
You: fucking magnets, how do they work?
Stranger: This is Chris Hansen with Dateline NBC. I’m going to have to ask you to take a seat.
You: o rly?
Stranger: Are you a wizard? :O
You: Never gonna give you up,
Never gonna let you down,
Never gonna run around and desert you.
Never gonna make you cry,
Never gonna say goodbye,
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.
Stranger: Trololololololololololololololol.
You: hey, are you a /b/rother
You: ?
Stranger: Sup /b/ :P
Stranger: (YES)
You: nice
Stranger: Yesh. Let me play you the national song of my people. BZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZZz. Thank you.
You: lol, i’m all out
Stranger: knowyourmeme.com /b/rother
You: by saying /b/rother you are breaking the first rwo rules
Stranger: Yes, yes… but you already have broken the first two rules.
Stranger: Therefore, my win is more than your loss.
Stranger: Your logic, gone.
Stranger: :)
You: ah well, we always have rule 34
Stranger: Yes, that we do.
Stranger: Rule 34 cell phone, done.
You: rule 34 blue waffle
Stranger: No.
Stranger: Rule 34, Kari Byron. Yes.
You: lol
You: how long you been a /b/rother for?
Stranger: A freckle past a hair, possibly sage, but not newfag. Yourself?
You: lol, about a week. newfag alert!
Stranger: :O
Stranger: Can newfag triforce/
Stranger: ? :P
You: don’t even know the answer to that lol
Stranger: Hah :P
You: i did say newfag
Stranger: Yes you did. You are forgiv- wait. ANON DOES NOT FORGIVE. ANON DOES NOT FORGET.
You: correct
You: fuck anon lol
Stranger: OP is a faggot.
You: technically i’m the OP of this convo
You: so, f/ck you!
Stranger: Technically.
Stranger: But fuck technicallity.
Stranger: I mean f/ck. Magnets how do they work?
You: tits or gtfo
You: no, its probably a trap!
Stranger: I iz not femanon or cumdumpster.
Stranger: sowwy.
You: i can count to potato!
Stranger: 1
Stranger: 2
Stranger: 3
Stranger: c-c-c-c-c-combo breaker!
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Monty Python!

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: I smell like chlorine! :D
Stranger: Drop your panties Sir William. I cannot wait till lunchtime.
Stranger: HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Stranger: 1XDDDDDDD
Stranger: LOLOLOLOOL
You: SIR WILLIAM?
Stranger: HAAHAHAHA!!!!
You: HOW’D YOU KNOW MY NAME?
Stranger: OH GOD I’M GONNA PEE!!!!!
You: I`ll fetch the bucket!
Stranger: HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!11!!!111111!!!!11
Stranger: You have beautiful thighs
Stranger: XDDDD
You: Oh why thank you.
You: You have beautiful…. earlobes.
Stranger: Do you want to come back to my place? Bouncy, bouncy.
Stranger: XDDD
You: Oh baby, yes.
Stranger: HAHAHAHAHAHAH
Stranger: o_o
Stranger: o_O
You: What is so shocking? :c
Stranger: dude I’m a twelve year old girl who know a lot about Monty Python.
Stranger: o_O
You: Your 12? I`m 9.
Stranger: -__
Stranger: -_-
You: You don’t believe my actual age?
Stranger: I have a feeling you don’t believe mine
You: What if I do.
Stranger: (raises eyebrow)
You: Nice eyebrow action y`got there.
Stranger: ):?
Stranger: Idk
You: No, no sad!
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