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Robots are soo mean…

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label ‘Stranger:’. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: hi
You: XD
You: Are you real?
Stranger: RObot
You: Oh, no I cought you!!!!
Stranger: Y U ask?
You: Haha. You
You: *You’re goin down…
Stranger: Bet not
You: *loads shotgun*
Stranger: *start running*
You: *Shoots you in the foot*
Stranger: I’m a robot No damage made
You: You have one foot now…
Stranger: * laser vision*
Stranger: You’re screwd
You: *Shoots your other foot*
Stranger: *leaves tha conversation *

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” ‘Your’ retarded, Robot”

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label ‘Stranger:’. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: asl
You: 27/a/LA
You: boop-boop-beep
Stranger: cool
You: your input, biological unit?
Stranger: 21 f VA
Stranger: whats “a” anyways
You: a fembot?
You: a for android
You: your arch-nemesis, fembot
Stranger: oh i see
Stranger: haha
You: in all of the robot-sex ways
You: shall we engage as humans do, and perform tiresome ersatz sexual intercourse?
You: or discuss the finer points of Asimov and Kapek?
Stranger: pick one
You: I will insert my output jack into your input port
You: while we discuss Father Asimov and Singh!
Stranger: has anyone ever told you that your retarded?
You: only other robots
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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