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Epic Battle Roleplay

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label ‘Stranger:’. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: Hey asl?
You: dont talk
You: youre our last hope
Stranger: ok
You: you need to listen to all my instructions
Stranger: omg
Stranger: ok
Stranger: ok
You: where do you live
You: only a rough area
You: ?
Stranger: new york
You: good
You: youre safe for now
Stranger: omg
Stranger: I can see zombies running in central park
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Unexpected.

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label ‘Stranger:’. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: Amy?
You: Hello, nope.
You: To whom am I speaking to?
Stranger: Tom. I need to speak to Amy.
You: Oh, Amy is unavailable at the moment.
You: Please leave a message after the tone
You: Beep
Stranger: I know about the murders, Amy.
You: What? Who told you?!
Stranger: It doesn’t matter.
You: Well, now that you know, I have to get rid of you too!
Stranger: You wouldn’t dare. You don’t know where the proof is.
You: It doesn’t matter. I can’t risk you turning me in.
Stranger: Fine. Go ahead. Kill me. I’m not the only one that knows about the murders.
You: Damn. Who else is in this with you?
Stranger: I guess you’ll just never find out.
You: Maybe I should just run. Change my name. Grow a beard.
You: Yes, I think so.
Stranger: They’ll eventually get you. You’ll rot in jail.
You: But I’m just an innocent girl; they’ll never suspect me.
Stranger: The others will tell the police. There will be an international manhunt.
You: How much are they paying you? I’ll triple it if you keep quiet.
Stranger: They’re not paying me.
You: You are doing this just to get back at me for stealing your lollipop?!
Stranger: This has nothing to do with the lollipop.
You: Oh I think you are still holding a grudge.
You: Just face it: Mom liked me better.
Stranger: It’s not true! No!
Stranger: She liked both of us!
You: Or so she said….
Stranger: Shut up! You’re just.. You’re just lying!
You: No, it’s the truth. Face the facts, Tom. Mom loved me more than you.
You: It’s time to grow up and move on.
Stranger: Fine! But I still had dad by my side.
You: Oh no, he secretly hated you as well.
You: He liked your friend, Jim, better
You: They built the treehouse together.
Stranger: Lies! All you do is lie!
You: At least I know what’s real. You just live in your own world pretending everything is fine.
Stranger: That’s it. I can’t take it anymore. Please… End my misery. I beg you.
You: No, that’s for cowards.
Stranger: Kill me! Please!
You: No, because that’s what you want. I would have if you didn’t ask.
Stranger: Fine. Then I’ll kill myself. I have no choice. The others will take care of you.
You: They won’t know where to find me.
You: I can hide like Osama Bin Laden
Stranger: Really? I guess you don’t know about the device.
You: What device?
Stranger: A few years ago you swallowed, without you knowing, a small GPS transreciever.
You: Oh really? Well done.
You: Hmm, how can I get out of that one?
Stranger: You lost, Amy. That’s it. Turn yourself in,
You: No! Never!
You: I’ll just have to take drastic measures!
Stranger: What are you going to do, huh? You have nothing.
You: Oh I can’t tell you. It’ll take all the fun out of it.
You: But you’ll see. Once I rule the world!!!
Stranger: Yeah, right. You can’t even rule your two daughters.
You: Oh you think they are my kids!? Ha, you fool! Those are my best henchmen!
Stranger: And you can’t even rule them.
You: That’s what you think. They hang on my every word.
You: And what do you’re little pals do? Play dress up and have tea?
Stranger: No. They help me.
Stranger: They’re part of the others.
You: With tea?
You: And teddy bears
You: Yeah, that’s what I thought. You have no comeback
Stranger: Fine. You’ll see. You’ll rot in jail.
You: Yeah, you said that before.
You: Is that the best you have?
Stranger: Yes. But it’s good enough.
You: Hahaa!
Stranger: So, You’re only wasting time. The others are now tracking your location and they’re about to call the police.
You: Or so you think… I have already destroyed the tracking device and I am halfway around the globe.
Stranger: Really? We have branches all over the globe.
You: Yes, but your communication is weak.
You: And I am very sneaky. I know how to get my way.
Stranger: shifting legs or cleavage isn’t the way to be sneaky.
You: That’s not my only tactic.
Stranger: Sure.
You: However, it’s you that is wasting time.
You: (Oh hey, this chat was amazing. I have to go though.)
Stranger: (Fine. Bye!)
You: (Thanks)
You: (Can I put this on omeglechats?)
Stranger: (sure)

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The Theif With A Scarf-Wearing Panda

You: HELLO!
Stranger: Hi there!
You: CHICKEN!
Stranger: Narwhal?
You: in the corner?
Stranger: Around the edges.
You: hmmm thos damn corner narwhals.
Stranger: Indeed.
You: if you don’t mind me asking, how many pickles?
Stranger: 18.
You: i see
You: it was my knowledge there where 20…
Stranger: I’ve lost a couple.
Stranger: Sorry.
You: i refuse. there must be a theif!
Stranger: Oh right. I lost them to a theif.
Stranger: thief, too.
You: right
You: this thief is spelled theif though
Stranger: Because he’s Muslin?
Stranger: Muslim* even.
You: we must find this theif and the pickles
You: this Muslim theif
Stranger: Well, there are some leads.
Stranger: We know, for example, that he enjoyed Majora’s Mask.
You: really? good job jeevs.
Stranger: Over here sir.
You: we shall begin the quest!
You: what? oh sorry i’m quite blind
Stranger: It’s quite alright.
Stranger: OVER HERE SIR!
You: FOUND YOU!
Stranger: No sir! I mean a clue this time.
You: ahhhh so the theif left his panda under the table…
Stranger: And look at this scarf on it.
Stranger: It says…
Stranger: “GOD DAMN PANDERING BUSHES”
Stranger: I wonder what it means, sir?
You: God damn indeed.
You: well its a good thing the panda can talk
Stranger: That is especially convenient, given the panda’s general inability to speak as a species.
You: elmentary.
Stranger: Exactly my dear.
Stranger: I mean, sir!
You: it says the Muslim is in the bookcase!
You: its okay honey!
Stranger: Which book case?
You: i mean jeevs!
You: the one with the yogurt on it!
Stranger: But that tunnel is much to perilous.
Stranger: Sometimes there’s oral sex. Overall, much too much peril!
You: we have to take the chance
You: the panda goes first
Stranger: He’s eating the yogurt.
Stranger: Fuck.
You: damn panda.
Stranger: Now which one is the one with the yogurt on it?
You: the one with the perilous oral sex
You: well
Stranger: Oh right!
Stranger: Well, should I take one for the team?
You: it’s okay, they got the panda
You: ONWARD!
Stranger: Ah. Damn.
Stranger: Yes coming!
You: its okay the panda was a traitor
Stranger: Perhaps we should wait for the panda, to, err, come also?
You: eating yogurt that wasn’t his
You: fine… but only because of his scarf
Stranger: It’s in good aesthetic taste!
Stranger: Looks like he’s finished now.
You: i found the Muslim theif!
Stranger: Oh my!
You: or thief either way
Stranger: Wait a minute, that’s no Muslim Theif.
You: what is it?
Stranger: That’s a rock-outcropping conveniently shaped like a Muslim Theif.
Stranger: Or perhaps it’s a mask!
Stranger: I’m much too afraid to take it off.
You: GASP!
You: i will.
Stranger: I’ll stand over here.
You: it isn’t the theif, ITS THE PICKLES!
Stranger: But look inside the pickles!!!
Stranger: The theif!
You: OH MY!
You: its okay the panda ate him.
Stranger: Understandable. He was pickled.
Stranger: Probably delectable.
You: mmmm i’m hungry now
You: good work Jeevs
Stranger: That’s what the panda is for, is it not?
You: of course
You: what else would eat Muslim theifs?
Stranger: His traitorous ways must not be left unpunished…
You: :O
Stranger: Broiled or baked, sir?
You: baked. i’m on a diet
Stranger: Ahh, I’ll trim the fat then.
Stranger: All done. Thank heavens for this new instant-bake oven.
You: indeed.
You: we should go our seperate ways
You: till next time, Jeevs!
Stranger: After all, we are both male.

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Yes, My Lord

Stranger: Stop throwing rocks at my window. Its creepy.
You: Mmm why??
You: Tis fun my lord!
You: Your window makes funny tic tic noises!
Stranger: Stop saying my lord.
You: Yes sir
Stranger: This isn’t dungeons and dragons.
You: No sir it is not sir
Stranger: Stop calling me a guy.
You: Yes ma’m
Stranger: Its creepy.
You: Sorry ma’m, I peed all over you
Stranger: Look, do you want to come up?
You: Just..Came out
You: Yes please
You: I have forgotten how to mop up pee
Stranger: Climb up the side into my window.
Stranger: Dont let my dad see you.
You: Will do. Okay I’m here!!
You: You have oompa loompa’s working for you?
You: I didn’t know that! Oh no that one over there is fucking the faerie princess!
You: Stop that bastard!
Stranger: You are so weird.
You: Thank you ma’m
Stranger: Do you want to like, makeout, or not?
You: Mmm I have you mop up my piss first
You: You like boobs?
Stranger: HA!
You: Or the stick thingys
Stranger: I like my boobs.
You: PENISES!
You: Yes that’s the word
You: Forgot that for a moment. My apologies ma’m.
You: Please don’t whip me again!
You: D; I think I hear the frog calling me again. Bye bye now!! Love you lots!!
You: ♥

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Hippos Unite

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label ‘Stranger:’. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: im fat
Stranger: lovely
Stranger: me too
Stranger: im a hippo
You: OMG
You: ME TOO
Stranger: !!!! we must be soul mates
You: IKR
You: i am so happy
Stranger: lets hang out and go fly kites together!!
You: ew
You: no
Stranger: and eat flamingos afterwards?
You: lets fly TWO KITES TOGETHER !
You: and like tie them to our fat folds
Stranger: of course :D
Stranger: time to eat my pet cow. talk later!!

You: okayyy !
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Magical Horn!

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label ‘Stranger:’. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: hi
You: heyy
Stranger: wats up
You: WAIT WAIT!
You: what species are youu????
Stranger: fish
Stranger: hbu?
You: dude im a unicorn!
You: fish r tastayyyy >:D
Stranger: woah!
Stranger: lol yes we are!
You: may i just nibble on your tail a bit?
Stranger: go ahead
Stranger: considering i’ve already bitten a bit off your horn
You: *nibbles on tail*
You: OMG
Stranger: owch!
You: OH NO U DIDNT!
You: *EATS YOU*
Stranger: gah!
You: HA!
You: HOW DOES IT FEEL IN MY BELLY?!?!
Stranger: well
Stranger: i was a pregnant fish
Stranger: so i was TRYING to get eaten
Stranger: now my babies will hatch in your belly
Stranger: and EAT YOU!!
You: *GASP*
You: *Throws up u and your disgusting babies on land so u cant breathe*
You: ha!
You: take that!
Stranger: oh NO
Stranger: too bad..
You: oh YES
Stranger: we’re FLYING FISH
Stranger: HA!
You: DUDE
You: U LYIN!
Stranger: NOPE
Stranger: WE FLY
You: TO BAD I ALREADY NAILED YOU TO THE GROUND!
Stranger: with wat?
Stranger: i already ATE YOUR HORN REMEMBER?
You: A REALLY SHARP ROCK!
Stranger: CANT CATCH US
You: UNICORNS CAN FLY TOO YOU KNOW!
Stranger: NOT WITHOUT A MAGIC HORN!
Stranger: HA!
You: MY HORN GREW BACK AND ITS INDESTRUCTABLE!
You: SO HA!
Stranger: MY BABIES ARE HUNGRY!
Stranger: WE KEEP EATING
Stranger: UR HORN
Stranger: AND WE CALLED OUR FISHY FRIENDS
You: ITS INDESTRUCTABLE!!
Stranger: THE MORE WE EAT
Stranger: THE FASTER WE CAN FLY!
You: MY HORN IS INDESTRUCTABLE SO U CANT POSSIBLY EAT IT!
Stranger: oh my gosh
Stranger: are you a MAGIC unicorn?
You: yes i am
Stranger: forgive us for attacking you
Stranger: we can’t possibly defeat a MAGIC unicorn
You: its ok…but you know that first horn…. it was really special….
You: i cant live without it…
Stranger: forgive us
Stranger: *cough up horn*
Stranger: here you are sir
Stranger: we can’t digest it anyway
You: its no good now…
Stranger: horns give us diarrhea
Stranger: oh no
You: i might as well say goodbye to the world
You: get me a rope and a tree
Stranger: no!
Stranger: we will help you
You: yes….its time
Stranger: we will find another horn
You: you cant replace such a horn….
Stranger: but we are also MAGICAL fish
Stranger: and using our invisible fish magic
Stranger: we have made another horn for you
You: *gets gun*
Stranger: no!
Stranger: take the horn!
You: i cant!
You: i needed the horn i had!
Stranger: we will force you to take it!
You: no other horn will do!
Stranger: this one is BETTER
You: it cant work!
Stranger: this one may not be magical..
Stranger: but it GLOWS IN THE DARK!!!
You: OMG DUDE IS IT LIMITED EDITION?!?
You: ILL TAKE IT!
Stranger: YES
Stranger: TAKE IT
Stranger: TAKE IT AND GO
Stranger: ON A MAGICAL JOURNEY
You: WHERE?
Stranger: TO HAPPY LAND
You: I WILL!
Stranger: WHERE ALL GOOD UNICORNS GO!
You: I WILL!
You: bye my friend, for now….
Stranger: BRING BACK SOME LOLLIPOPS!
Stranger: goodbye, unicorn
You: i shall
You: goodbye fishy
You: i wish you well

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Waldo? Is that you?

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label ‘Stranger:’. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: Hi
Stranger: GODDAMN YOU FOUND ME
You: Yeah, what what Waldo!
Stranger: *sigh*
You: What the flip do I win?!?!
Stranger: i’ve spent so many years hiding
Stranger: from EVERYBODY
Stranger: different pages in books
Stranger: all over the place
Stranger: and now , i have to take my life and do something else.
You: Like what?
Stranger: because you found me. the very first person.
You: What shall you do with your life?
Stranger: i don’t know , maybe put my math degree to use and become an accountant?
You: Accounting sucks! You should enter the world championship of hide n seek, you could beat Bin Laden!
Stranger: *bangs head against desk* and i was SO good at being inconspicuous.
Stranger: oooooooh.
Stranger: that thought never occured to me.
Stranger: i’ve been around longer than Bin Laden anyways.
Stranger: he’s a MERE amateur
You: Hiding longer too!
Stranger: I , I am a professional. and indeed I have been!
Stranger: if you keep this between you and i kid , you will get the satisfaction of knowing that I HAVE been found
Stranger: and i am only going to go back into hiding
You: Okay, I won’t tell…
You: Not like anyone would believe me anyways
You: You are the great WALDO!
Stranger: no child shall ever find me again! or my name isn’t WALDO , Wally, Jura, Holger, Charlie, Hetti, Walter, Valli !
Stranger: Thanks young padwan. perhaps on day you can learn from I , the master of hiding and you yourself shall have a series of books , puzzles , comics etc.,
You: Yeah! You got the spirit!
You: Thanks so much for this wonderful inspiration…
Stranger: I think this conversation should be submitted to omeglechats.com
You: Wally?
Stranger: and anytime! yes padwan?
You: I’m gonna miss you…
Stranger: I will miss you more.
Stranger: this conversation has been fantabulous
Stranger: but it is time more me to finally move on and get back to hiding! thank YOU for inspiring me to hide again!
You: Yeah, I guess it it time for us to part…
Stranger: :(
Stranger: goodbye!
You: Byee!
Stranger: *jumps into book*
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Those darn ninjas…

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label ‘Stranger:’. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: Oh, the pain!
Stranger: call 911 fast!
Stranger: ;]
You: Well, unless they can help me…
You: Before it’s too late.
Stranger: help u with what?
You: These ninjas!
Stranger: ah not ninjas!
You: They’re terribly fast, and no one can catch them!
You: Because of course, they’re invisible and all -__-
Stranger: yeah and ninja nerd know these things
Stranger: any*
You: Yep.
You: Don’t tell the Spartans, but I still think that we can beat ‘em.
Stranger: have u tried using an invisable gun?
You: Yeah, trying to do one of those “fatalities”.
You: It worked on a few, but those other ones were just so fast…
Stranger: yeah wow u might have to call in the ninja exterminators but they can be pricey
You: Very pricey.
Stranger: at least 500 dollar monopoly money
You: I’m down to my last dollar!
You: And you know, they don’t accept Rupees or anything…
Stranger: yikes
Stranger: try throwing paint
You: Paint?
Stranger: it may stick to them revealing them
You: Ah, I see.
You: Microsoft-brand Paint is the best.
You: I’m gonna throw my Microsoft Paint at them, and reveal the ninjas!
Stranger: yes of course.. dont forgot the protective sheeting for the floor
You: But of course.
You: Don’t want to get the paint anywhere else!
Stranger: exactly
You: Well, good bye my old friend.
You: I have to ward off some ninjas!
You: Say hi to the Pirates for me!
Stranger: good luck to you
You: You too.
Stranger: oh i will
You: ^__^”
You have disconnected.

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