Posts Tagged self-promo
Stranger: Have you ever masturbated with someone of the same sex?
You: do u wish to join the church of the fonze my child?
You: that would be a sin
Stranger: According to who?
Stranger: The Fonz?
You: lol the almighty tv star the fonzee
Stranger: Or his Creator, Henry Winkler?
You: lol both
You: the fonzee is like jesus
You: and henry is god
Stranger: I bet when he masturbates, he just taps his penis, and semen just starts pouring out immediately.
Stranger: Like some kind of sexual jukebox.
Stranger: Or something.
You: lol thats where the rain comes from
Stranger: That makes sense.
You: you sir are remarkable
Stranger: Those Days must be very Happy.
You: lol yessss
Stranger: I will never be forlorn with rain again.
Stranger: I shall look into the sky.
Stranger: And smile as His seed drops down upon me.
You: lol stink out your toungeee
Stranger: What about acid rain though?
Stranger: WTF is up with that?
You: his diaria
You: he eats spicy boretoss
Stranger: Actually, I’m more inclined to believe that its a urine/semen mixture.
You: hmmm could very well be
Stranger: Urine’s acidic, right?
Stranger: Well, there you go.
Stranger: Granted, urine and semen rarely mix.
You: lol u sir are quite witty
Stranger: But the Fonz can do as He pleases.
Stranger: He just taps it and the urethra opens wide in all directions.
Stranger: His diarea bust be…
Stranger: Volcano ash?
You: lol possibly
Stranger: Must be meteors.
You: yes thats it meteors!!!!!!!!
Stranger: I mean, I’ve never seen him take a sh-t, right?
Stranger: So it must not happen often.
You: lol yes
You: lol he doesnt eat enough fiber
Stranger: Fock no, he ain’t old.
Stranger: He’s eternally young.
Stranger: No matter how many times you watch Happy Days, he NEVER ages.
Stranger: How the f*ck else do you explain that?
You: lol this has been awsome
You: i have no ideaa
Stranger: You gotta think of these things.
Stranger: Everything’s a sign.
You: lol u expanded my mindddd
Stranger: Glad to help.
You: you sir are the most interesting person ive talked to on here
Stranger: Go say 20 HEEEEEY Mary’s and 10 Our Fonzs.
Stranger: I must depart.
You: lol!! u are awsome this is going on omgle chats.com
Stranger: May the Fonz be with you.
You: as to u sir
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: B is for bubble, bubble, bubble, bubble. B is for bubble, bubble, bubble, bubble. B is for bubble like bubble gum and B is for brother who brought you some. There’s no better letter for bubble gum than B is for bubble…
Stranger: omg you legend!
You: C is for cookie, that’s good enough for me.
You: D is for donuts that’s good enough for us.
You: E is for egg salad — my favorite
You: F is for friend. Will you be mine?
You: G is for good gravy
Stranger: i is for inuit cold as the sea
You: I love igloos too!
Stranger: continue the aplabet
You: T is for tundra
You: H is for HELLO!!!!!!!!
Stranger: v is for vuvuzela their good enough for me
You: J is for JELLO!
You: D is sometimes for disgusting.
Stranger: k is for koolaid the sour tart drink :)
You: K is for kit kats. I love chocolates.
You: L is for lazy and dirty laundry
Stranger: s is for soviet russia where juice drinks YOU!
You: M is for mom always said don’t throw balls in the house.
You: N is for nice things like green grass
Stranger: and you :)
You: O is for OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO that’s so nice.
Stranger: you are nice
You: P is for pals. You are my pal.
Stranger: you make my week :)
Stranger: we are both pals
You: Q is for quince. I like fruit.
Stranger: L is for legend , you are one of these
Stranger: i love fruit
You: R is for right now I’m very happy.
Stranger: were happy too :)
You: S is for sleep. I will definitely do that tonight.
Stranger: the royal we
You: T is for totally awesome — you are!!!!
Stranger: x is for xray ouch , that hurt x
You: U is for the umbrella that I didn’t need today because it was a very sunny day today.
You: V is for violets and other nice smelling flowers.
Stranger: l is for luck , its not blowing a Gale :)
You: W is for WOW!! I didn’t understand what you just wrote.
You: X is for xray. You are right.
You: Y is for YOU!!!!!!!!
Stranger: s is often for sad , but not now!
You: Z is for zipper I have them on my coat.
Stranger: P is for parrot Skwawk , omg!
You: P is for pumpkin pie. But I like potato pie better.
Stranger: as do i
You: A was forgotten but now I remember — Awesome just like you!!!
Stranger: T is for touched, i am by this convo :)
Stranger: V is for villain , some are good some are bad
You: I love the alphabet. Yes some are good. I like when they have special powers that they use for good.
You: You have make my W is for week. Thanks for your c is for company.
Stranger: y for you have no idea how special i feel , getting to talk to a genious right now
You: T is for thank you!!!!
You: I was waiting for someone nice to talk to today. You really meet some c is for crazy people on here.
You: I will download our conversation and post it for all to see when we say b is for bye-bye.
Stranger: on what website?!
Stranger: call it alphabet chat
You: There’s an omegle website
You: You are the clever one — I like that.
Stranger: aaw this is soo great :)
Stranger: definitely call it alphabet chat so i can find it
You: I will. Perhaps we will meet again. Have a wonderful evening. And if we don’t meet again, have a wonderful life and remember someone out here loves you.
Stranger: omg xx
Stranger: t is for thank you
Stranger: for making my day
You: Bye pal!
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You: Say something witty! :D
Stranger: my wit is not free.
You: how much?
Stranger: you cannot handle the wit.
Stranger: its like a mike tyson punch to the brain.
You: I totally can >:D
You: maybe I can’t….
You: Well this is awkward.
You: What should we speak of now”? xD
Stranger: say something stupid.
You: OH That IS my FORTE good sir
You: Ducks can’t fly.
Stranger: I would have also accepted “Dog’s can’t look up”
You: Why not?
Stranger: its the way their spines are formed.
Stranger: anyway… they have no aerial predators.
You: Holy crap you have got to be kidding me.
You: I cant believe I was living my life not knowing this.
Stranger: venture forth, citizen!
Stranger: glory in your new knowledge.
You: :D I shall spread it to the world!
Stranger: wallow in it like a pig… a thought pig.
You: Much like herpes
Stranger: yes… I should probably tell you that knowledge does come with occasional cold sores.
You: Oh fudge D:
You: well you do know how to cure a cold sore don’t you?
You: :D Amazing! It’s like you’re psychic!
Stranger: I am.
Stranger: I’m controlling everything you do.
Stranger: I’m a mad puppeteer.
You: for reals?
Stranger: I’m just on Omegle cause i’m bored.
You: I KNEW there was some reason I bought that ugly shirt today
Stranger: controling everything a person does is quite tedius.
You: :( WHen you control me could you plz give me some fashion sense?
Stranger: Ok. You have sort of looked like an autistic 9 year old recently.
Stranger: I mean… Gold Lamee… really?
You: But… i liked my shiny sweatpants :(
Stranger: No more.
Stranger: from now on I will groom you into becoming the worlds FINEST SUPERVILLAN!!!
You: :D oh goodie!
Stranger: sharpen your rapier wit, my friend…
Stranger: we’re going hunting!
You: for knowledge?
Stranger: First step… see that baby.
Stranger: STEAL ITS CANDY!
You: that ugly one with barf on its face?
Stranger: FOR EVIL!
You: But… what if it barfed on the candy?
Stranger: the candy is not for you to eat.
Stranger: it is for you to steal.
Stranger: to deprive the innocent of luxury.
You: OH! Okay that makes sense..
Stranger: Everyone in the world is like that baby.
Stranger: and weak.
You: Oh my.
You: Except you right master?
Stranger: TAKE what you want.
Stranger: oh, no… especially me…
Stranger: I’m locked in this wheelchair.
Stranger: On a prison planet.
You: I shall break you out!
Stranger: I was like you once…
Stranger: I was naive and free.
Stranger: but I hesitated.
Stranger: I showed them mercy.
Stranger: NEVER AGAIN!
You: So mercy is bad?
Stranger: I will train you to crush them, with your steely fists.
You: yay :)
Stranger: only use mercy to get what you want…
You: what do I want?
Stranger: to crush the spirit.
Stranger: kittens… all the kittens in the world.
Stranger: you will implant them with robotic eyes…
Stranger: and LASERS!
Stranger: Phase one.
Stranger: they will laugh at you , oh YES!
Stranger: but you will laugh last.
You: Ah! And what will the kittens be used for?
Stranger: PHASE TWO you imbecile!
You: Sorry T_T
You: er.. what was phase 2 again?
Stranger: a complicated financial stratagem involving cocoa futures and certain derivatives of which you are unworthy of knowing.
You: Oh my :0
You: I think my small brain is about to esplode
Stranger: Phase 3?
Stranger: You will build a time machine.
Stranger: Using the cybernetic kittens to battle the Time rats, you will travel back and sabotage certain crops with a genetically engineeered SUPERmold.
You: This plan makes perfect sense!
You: I must go prepare, master.
You: Be lurking on Omeglechats.com for this :)
You: I’m going to title it “World Domination!”
You have disconnected.
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You: mission get my convo on omeglechats.com
You: you in?
You: ok we have to talk about something stupid, got any ideas?
Stranger: not really, you?
You: i dont =\
You: this is a fail
You: ah whatever maybe we’ll make it anyway
You: is still a chance
Stranger: haqhahah so stranger do you have a age?
You: i might
Stranger: and that is?
You: im 76
You: bit creepy?
Stranger: damn really?
You: im 16
Stranger: hahahah oh well gooodd (: do you have a gennder?
You: wait lemme check
You: there’s a penis down there
Stranger: oh good!
You: yes i would be mad if it wasnt there
You: its been known to leave me
Stranger: ohhhh, really? interesting..
You: does your penis do that?
Stranger: hmmm? i dont think i have a peniss. i have boobbss, they dont leave mee. haha
You: your penis must have ran away
Stranger: oh maybe..
You: my penis caused 9/11
Stranger: oh really..
You: yup, got 2 years in jail
You: oh shit!
You: did you see that guy do that thing?
You: look turn around!
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