Posts Tagged self-promo

Fail Troll

You: hi
Stranger: Hey
You: So, then, how’s things
Stranger: stressful…
Stranger: my friend got me pregnant a few weeks ago…
You: Well, that’s pretty heavy stuff, however what are you doing on omegle? You should be spending quality time with your friend!
Stranger: It’s 2AM and she’s at home asleep
You: Is this supposed to be the funny part?
Stranger: Yes =P
Stranger: She poked me
Stranger: and poking leads to pregnancy
You: The funnier chats are the ones where you string them along…the whole way
You: not within four lines
You: reveal your bluff
Stranger: sorry…
Stranger: I just did?
You: Yes
You: Well, pregnancy…she made me…I’m not three regretfully, it may work on them
Stranger: I fail =\
You: Very much so!
You: Watch www.omeglechats.com
You: goodbye
Stranger: ja
You have disconnected.

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Justin Bieber OWNAGE

well i was bored and thought about jutsin bieber eating my cats, so here is what happened LOL

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: OMG
Stranger: WHUT
You: justin bieber.. he ATE MY CATS!
Stranger: HE ATE MY HEART
You: DAMN!!!
Stranger: oh no wait
Stranger: that was lady gaga
You: OH WAIT… WAIT WAIT WAIT
You: MY CATS ATE JUSTIN BIEBER
Stranger: THATS BADASS
You: and i said “OWNED”
Stranger: i feel bad for their litter box
You: SAME
You: poor kitties
Stranger: :(
You: its gonna smell like “BABY BABY BABY OOHH”
You: i better clean it now!
Stranger: yeah get on that!
Stranger: dont want your house smelling like 16 year old boy that looks like lesbian
You: true!!!
You: hahahahah!
Stranger: http://lesbianswholooklikejustinbieber.tumblr.com/
You: LOL
You: im putting this chat on a website
Stranger: which one! :O
You: www.omeglechats.com
You: keep a lookout

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Déjà vu

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: charlie
You: hey, charlie
Stranger: You fucking again!?!?!!?
Stranger: Die.
You: seriously?
You: wow. what are the chances?
Stranger: I know.
Stranger: Creepy.
You: this is.. weird.
Stranger: Did I really just talk to you? Or someone else?
You: you said “god shut up”
Stranger: HOLY Balls.
Stranger: I never get the same person twice.
You: this is really weird
Stranger: This is mindblowing.
You: yeah. im putting this on omeglechats.com
Stranger: Do it.
You: okay. good day to you sir.
You: mam
Stranger: Mam.
Stranger: Goodbye.
You: peace out.
You have disconnected.

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I want my 15 minutes

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Have you ever had a conversation get onto Omegle Chats?
Stranger: noo
You: lets make an awesome one they cannot turn down!
Stranger: ulllaala
Stranger: ok
Stranger: how do you wanna do taht?
You: sigh
You: FAIL
You have disconnected.

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