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Let them eat cake.

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Stranger: I want a girl with the smooth liquidation!
Stranger: I want a girl with a mind like a diamond!
Stranger: I want a girl who knows what’s best!
Stranger: I want a girl with eyes who burn like cigarettes
You: i want a girl in a short skirt and looooooooong jacket
Stranger: omg
Stranger: :D
Stranger: SOMEONE FINALLY KNOWS WHAT I’M TALKING ABOUT.
Stranger:

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the champions

Stranger: hi
You: i salute you!
Stranger: we are the champion my friend
You: indeed we are
Stranger: and well keep it on fighting till the end
You: we are the champions
Stranger: no time for loosers cuz we are the champions
Stranger: yeah
You: OF THE WOOOORLD
Stranger: so ur a dude or chick
You: dude
You: and im gonna get disconected
You: am i right?
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lady omegle

You: ra ra ah ah ah ro ma ro ma ma want your bad romance
Stranger: I might be able to acquiesce to your request.
You: yay
Stranger: But…
Stranger: I need more details before committing.
Stranger: Do you want my loving?
Stranger: And my revenge?
Stranger: Because if so…
Stranger: I think you and me could probably see about writing some kind of bad romance.
You: i want your horror
You: cause you’re a criminal as long as your mine
Stranger: Oh baby… I want your love.
Stranger: love love love
You: you know that i want you
You: you know that i need you
Stranger: I want you bad.. your bad romance
You: i’m a free bitch baby
Stranger: That’s the best kind!
You: indeed
Stranger: Honestly though
Stranger: I don’t know how to follow that up.
Stranger: where do you go with a complete stranger when you’ve already sang lady gaga with them?
You: i really don’t know
Stranger: sh*t, well, nice talking to you, stranger.
You: same here
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No more green for Greensleeves

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You: May I singeth you a song?
Stranger: SCREAM!!!
You: No.
You: May I singeth you a song?
Stranger: yes
You: Alasss my loooove, you dooo me wrong to make me waffles instead of pancaaakes. And I have been waiiiting for so looong for my buttery pancaaakes.
Stranger: im sorry
You: Greeensleeeves, you messed up biiitch. Greensleeeves, this is not my order.
Stranger: i stuffed up again
Stranger: didn’t i
Stranger: i dun goof’d
You: Greensleeves, I will not leave a tippp and I will get you fiiiired.
You: You beeeg me tooo forgiiive you sooo, but thiiis is theee third time it’s happened.
Stranger: please
Stranger: dont get me fired
Stranger: i have a family to feed
You: I can’t let youuu get away from thiiiis agaiiin or I will looose my tempeeerr.
Stranger: please don’t tell the bos
You: Greeensleeves, stop beggiiiiing. Greensleeeves, get off of the floooor.
Stranger: *jumps*
Stranger: *floats*
You: Greeensleeeeves, you’re making a fooool of yourself, and I am getting embarraaaassed.
Stranger: *slaps you*
You: You floooat in the aiiiir and prooomise more pancaakes, so now I must reconsiderrr.
Stranger: MY SLEAVES ARE PURPLE
You: But noww you’ve slapped mee and now I will get you fiiiired, so good luuuck on the streeets bitchh.
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Fail. Fail. Fail.

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Stranger: heyy
You: JUST A SMALL TOWN GIRL!
Stranger: ME TOOO :D
You: …….
You: fail…
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My Queen Soulmate

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You: mama?

Stranger: yes?
You: just killed a man
Stranger: how
You: put a gun against his head
Stranger: pulled the trigger now hes ded?
You: pulled my trigger now he’s dead
You: YES!
Stranger: mama….
Stranger: life had just begun
Stranger: and now u’ve gone and thrown it all awaaayyyyy :(
You: MAMA
You: OWOOWOOO
Stranger: oooohhhhh!!!!!!
You: didnt mean to make you cray!
Stranger: didnt mean to make u cryyyyyyyyyyy
Stranger: sometimes wish i’d never been born at alllll carry onnnnn, carry on,,,
You: IF IM NOT BACK AGAIN THIS TIME TOMOROW CARRY ON CARRY ON
You: cuz it doesn’t really matter
Stranger: anyone can seeee
Stranger: nothing really matters
Stranger: nothing really matters,
Stranger: too meeeeeeeeeeee
You: GUITAR SOLO
Stranger: WOOOO
Stranger: and then: i’m just a poor boi from a poor family
You: hes just a poor boy from a porr family!
Stranger: SCARAMOOSH SCARAMOOSH CAN U DO DA FANDANGO??
Stranger: thunderbolts and lightning
You: we will not let you go…. let him go!
You: let me go!
You: go go go go go go
You: o mam mia mama mia let go
Stranger: esmilla WE WIL NOT LET YOU GO
You: GUITAR SOLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Stranger: GUITAR SOLOOOOOOOOOOO!!! WOOOOOO
You: oooo baby
You: cant do this to me baby
You: just got get out
You: just gott get right out of miaaa
Stranger: just gotta get right out of here
You: more GUITARRRRR
You: oo y a
Stranger: woohooooo
You: wooo hooooo
You: doesnt really matter
You: anyone can see
Stranger: anyone can see….
You: doesnt really matter
Stranger: nothing really matters
You: nothing really matters to me
Stranger: do dooo do do do dooo do do do doooooo
You: anyway the wind bloowss
Stranger: anyway the wind blowwwwwsss….
Stranger: *cymbals*
You: OMG you are my HEROOO
Stranger: like U ARE AMAZING!!!
Stranger: haha that was so awesome!!!!!!
You: best convo evaaaa!!!!!
Stranger: yess!!!!
You: you are my queen soul mate!!!
Stranger: yess!!! i love you!!! i love queen!!!! iam saving this convo cos it was so awesome!!!
You: IM GOING TO KINKO”S>> THIS SHITS GETTIN BLOWN UP
Stranger: hahaha
You: but cant afford kinkos…. but i can DREAM
Stranger: yesss haha
You: well thank you my friend
Stranger: yess u just made my dayy
Stranger: thanks!!
You: u too!
You: peace out
Stranger: yeah u too :D
Stranger: untill next time…
Stranger: hahaha
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