Posts Tagged trolling
Therapist
Posted by Bri and Chrissy in user-submitted on October 27th, 2010
You: tell me ur problems.. im here to listen.
Stranger: hey
Stranger: really?
You: yes
Stranger: how do i know i can trust you with my problems?
You: who would i tell .. this is annonumus ;
Stranger: yeh but you might laugh at me, i dno
You: i wont
Stranger: ok
You: i promise
Stranger: well, i broke up with my boyfriend about 2 months ago and have been messing around with a girl, she wants to have sex but i am not sure if i want to or if i like girls
You: well… are u attracted to men?
Stranger: yes
You: are u attracted to any women?
Stranger: her
You: how old are you and how old is she?
Stranger: im nearly 19 and she is 19
You: okkk do u feel emotionaly ready?
Stranger: that’s what im not sure about, see i really like her but i don’t know if i swing that way or want to do it
Stranger: iv never had feelings for a girl before
You: are u a boy or girl?
Stranger: girl
You: ok
You: well how would u have sex with this girl?
Stranger: you want details?
You: yes.. it helps you express your emotions
Stranger: are you talking to me just to get turned on?
You: no
You: im just trying to help
You: im a straight girl
Stranger: ok
Stranger: oh right ok
Stranger: just there are a lot of weird guys on here
Stranger: haha
Stranger: i thought you might be one
You: so details?
You: for ur emotions
Stranger: well we’ve kissed a lot and we’ve been down to our underwear and been kissing a couple of times
Stranger: i guess i was hoping she could kinda show me the way because she’s done it with a girl before
You: ohhh, well coming from a 60 year old retired therepist…
You: GO FOR IT U SLUT! GET IN HER PANTS! WHOOT WHOOT
Stranger: i knew you were horrible
Stranger: get lost
Stranger: you pathetic
Stranger: asshole
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they just get dumber and dumber
Posted by That Kid in user-submitted on September 22nd, 2010
Stranger: hi
You: if u looked out the window and saw me smashing ur car what would u do?>
Stranger: what
You: if you looked
You: out your window
You: and saw me
You: smashing
You: your car
You: what
You: would
You: you
You: do
You: ?
Stranger: oh
You: (god i hate it when i get the ones that cant read)
Stranger: hum…
You: its not farking rocket science its a simple question
Stranger: i dontknow
You: im smashing ur car windows and u dont know
You: wow ur not even worth messing with
You: bye bye
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Over His Head.
Posted by Cs in user-submitted on September 1st, 2010
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label ‘Stranger:’. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: F is for friends who do stuff together…
Stranger: damnit i forgot >_<
Stranger: u is for you and me?
You: N is for anywhere, any time at all!
Stranger: Down here in the deep blue sea! :D
You: F IS FOR FIRE!!!! BURNS DOWN THE WHOLE TOWN!!
Stranger: *skip*
You: U IS FOR URANIUM…….
You: BOMBS!!
You: N is for NO SURVIVORRRRRS!
You: down here in the deep blue sea :D
Stranger: wow what a dick.
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ohh yeah, baby.
Posted by brittney in user-submitted on August 27th, 2010
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label ‘Stranger:’. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: hey
Stranger: ur a borang
You: a borang? wtf is that
Stranger: someones bitter..
You: i dont understand what you said…
Stranger: you dont need to
You: ur a borang doesnt even make sense.
Stranger: does to me
You: borang isnt even a word.
Stranger: yea it is
You: if it makes sense to only you then why would you say it?
Stranger: jesus did you have bitch flakes this morning?
You: idk did you have make up fucking word flakes?
Stranger: ya like corn flakes? where are you from? india?
You: if america is now called india then yeah. im from india.
You: where are you from? sensitiveville.
Stranger: maybe
You: someones a little bit insecure.
Stranger: HA
Stranger: ur funny
You: yeah and youre a crybaby.
You: you take things way to seriously.
Stranger: yep im crying in my swirly chair!
You: grow. up.
You: oohhh yeah i bet.
You: more like highchair.
Stranger: yea and i cant get out!
You: awww why dont you cry for mommy to come get you another bottle.
Stranger: der i am
You: i bet.
Stranger: you won that bet.
You: i know.
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Halo is a pretty cool guy
Posted by kieran in user-submitted on August 25th, 2010
You: whos your favourite game character
You: mines halo
You: hes a cool guy, eh kills aleins and doesnt afraid of anything
Stranger: lol halo isnt a character
You: yeah he has the helmet
You: the main one
Stranger: halo is the game
You: he is who you play as lol
Stranger: master cheif is who your talking about
You: no hes the black soldier
You: halo is the main character
Stranger: are you fzcking retarded?
You: why you angry
Stranger: im not
Stranger: im just wondering
You: i just ask your favourite character..
You: and mine is halo so…
Stranger: yeah and your fzcking retarded for thinking halo is a character
You: he is
Stranger: look it up dumb ass
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Are you there god? its me, margaret. FUK U!
Posted by Whitney in user-submitted on August 23rd, 2010
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label ‘Stranger:’. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: god?
You: is that you?
Stranger: What the helll is it with you damn people?? all i want to do is have a normal fvcking conversation with someone.
You: its me, margaret
Stranger: i dont fcking know you.
You: ur not god?
Stranger: JESUS CHRIST.
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Fail Troll
Posted by Frank in user-submitted on August 13th, 2010
You: hi
Stranger: Hey
You: So, then, how’s things
Stranger: stressful…
Stranger: my friend got me pregnant a few weeks ago…
You: Well, that’s pretty heavy stuff, however what are you doing on omegle? You should be spending quality time with your friend!
Stranger: It’s 2AM and she’s at home asleep
You: Is this supposed to be the funny part?
Stranger: Yes =P
Stranger: She poked me
Stranger: and poking leads to pregnancy
You: The funnier chats are the ones where you string them along…the whole way
You: not within four lines
You: reveal your bluff
Stranger: sorry…
Stranger: I just did?
You: Yes
You: Well, pregnancy…she made me…I’m not three regretfully, it may work on them
Stranger: I fail =\
You: Very much so!
You: Watch www.omeglechats.com
You: goodbye
Stranger: ja
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