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Therapist

You: tell me ur problems.. im here to listen.
Stranger: hey
Stranger: really?
You: yes
Stranger: how do i know i can trust you with my problems?
You: who would i tell .. this is annonumus ;
Stranger: yeh but you might laugh at me, i dno
You: i wont
Stranger: ok
You: i promise
Stranger: well, i broke up with my boyfriend about 2 months ago and have been messing around with a girl, she wants to have sex but i am not sure if i want to or if i like girls
You: well… are u attracted to men?
Stranger: yes
You: are u attracted to any women?
Stranger: her
You: how old are you and how old is she?
Stranger: im nearly 19 and she is 19
You: okkk do u feel emotionaly ready?
Stranger: that’s what im not sure about, see i really like her but i don’t know if i swing that way or want to do it
Stranger: iv never had feelings for a girl before
You: are u a boy or girl?
Stranger: girl
You: ok
You: well how would u have sex with this girl?
Stranger: you want details?
You: yes.. it helps you express your emotions
Stranger: are you talking to me just to get turned on?
You: no
You: im just trying to help
You: im a straight girl
Stranger: ok
Stranger: oh right ok
Stranger: just there are a lot of weird guys on here
Stranger: haha
Stranger: i thought you might be one
You: so details?
You: for ur emotions
Stranger: well we’ve kissed a lot and we’ve been down to our underwear and been kissing a couple of times
Stranger: i guess i was hoping she could kinda show me the way because she’s done it with a girl before
You: ohhh, well coming from a 60 year old retired therepist…
You: GO FOR IT U SLUT! GET IN HER PANTS! WHOOT WHOOT
Stranger: i knew you were horrible
Stranger: get lost
Stranger: you pathetic
Stranger: asshole
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they just get dumber and dumber

Stranger: hi
You: if u looked out the window and saw me smashing ur car what would u do?>
Stranger: what
You: if you looked
You: out your window
You: and saw me
You: smashing
You: your car
You: what
You: would
You: you
You: do
You: ?
Stranger: oh
You: (god i hate it when i get the ones that cant read)
Stranger: hum…
You: its not farking rocket science its a simple question
Stranger: i dontknow
You: im smashing ur car windows and u dont know
You: wow ur not even worth messing with
You: bye bye
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Over His Head.

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You: F is for friends who do stuff together…
Stranger: damnit i forgot >_<
Stranger: u is for you and me?
You: N is for anywhere, any time at all!
Stranger: Down here in the deep blue sea! :D
You: F IS FOR FIRE!!!! BURNS DOWN THE WHOLE TOWN!!
Stranger: *skip*
You: U IS FOR URANIUM…….
You: BOMBS!!
You: N is for NO SURVIVORRRRRS!
You: down here in the deep blue sea :D
Stranger: wow what a dick.
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ohh yeah, baby.

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You: hey
Stranger: ur a borang
You: a borang? wtf is that
Stranger: someones bitter..
You: i dont understand what you said…
Stranger: you dont need to
You: ur a borang doesnt even make sense.
Stranger: does to me
You: borang isnt even a word.
Stranger: yea it is
You: if it makes sense to only you then why would you say it?
Stranger: jesus did you have bitch flakes this morning?
You: idk did you have make up fucking word flakes?
Stranger: ya like corn flakes? where are you from? india?
You: if america is now called india then yeah. im from india.
You: where are you from? sensitiveville.
Stranger: maybe
You: someones a little bit insecure.
Stranger: HA
Stranger: ur funny
You: yeah and youre a crybaby.
You: you take things way to seriously.
Stranger: yep im crying in my swirly chair!
You: grow. up.
You: oohhh yeah i bet.
You: more like highchair.
Stranger: yea and i cant get out!
You: awww why dont you cry for mommy to come get you another bottle.
Stranger: der i am
You: i bet.
Stranger: you won that bet.
You: i know.
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Halo is a pretty cool guy

You: whos your favourite game character
You: mines halo
You: hes a cool guy, eh kills aleins and doesnt afraid of anything
Stranger: lol halo isnt a character
You: yeah he has the helmet
You: the main one
Stranger: halo is the game
You: he is who you play as lol
Stranger: master cheif is who your talking about
You: no hes the black soldier
You: halo is the main character
Stranger: are you fzcking retarded?
You: why you angry
Stranger: im not
Stranger: im just wondering
You: i just ask your favourite character..
You: and mine is halo so…
Stranger: yeah and your fzcking retarded for thinking halo is a character
You: he is
Stranger: look it up dumb ass
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Are you there god? its me, margaret. FUK U!

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You: god?
You: is that you?
Stranger: What the helll is it with you damn people?? all i want to do is have a normal fvcking conversation with someone.
You: its me, margaret
Stranger: i dont fcking know you.
You: ur not god?
Stranger: JESUS CHRIST.
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Pretending to be Dolly Parton

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You: Hello, darlin
Stranger: hello honey bunch
You: asl?
Stranger: m
You: 64 f TN
Stranger: nice!!!
You: thank you.
Stranger: i lyk younger women…
You: well, im married
Stranger: nobody needs 2 no…
You: well, whats your name?
Stranger: Fester… and urs darlin?
You: Dolly.
Stranger: Parton?? Hahaha…
You: thats me!
Stranger: dats gud..
You: yes, Carl is asleep so im just killin time
Stranger: sing me a song der will ya?
You: late on cold and stormy night i heard a dog a’barkin, then i thought i heard somebody at my door a’ knockin
You: i wondered who could be outs side in such an awful storm
You: then i saw a little girls with a puppy in her arms
You: before i could say a word she said:
You: “my name is sandy and this here is my puppy dog, his name is little andy.”
You: standing in the bitter cold in just a ragged dress, i asked her to come in and this what she said:
You: “aint you got no gingerbread?”
You: “aint you got no candy?”
You: “aint you got an extra bed for me and little andy?”
You: well, thats the first stanza.
Stranger: brilliant….
You: its a pretty sad song, they die at the end.
Stranger: ah dats bad…
Stranger: wats ur date of birth?
You: Jan 19
You: 1964
You: im from Sevier County, TN
Stranger: im irish…
You: So am i, a little
You: Got any more questions? i am expert on myself haha
Stranger: ahh wats ur mothers name?
You: my mama passed away, rather not talk to much about her.
Stranger: how many siblings do you have?
You: 12
You: including me, of course.
You: one passed away same day he was born :(
Stranger: wat does carl work as?
You: he has his own business. he stays out of the public eye.
Stranger: i no dat… wat does he work as tho?
You: well since you must know, he has an cement business in Nashville
Stranger: where did you meet carl?
You: at a laundromat
You: he told me i was gone git sunburned, he was the sweetesst thing. he kept on circlin around me in his pickup truck. that little flirt :)
Stranger: wat was ur first film?
You: well i appeared on the porter wagoner show. do you mean movie?
Stranger: ya movie…
You: Nine to Five. with jane fonda and lily tomlin. they are the best!
Stranger: wats jane fondas husbands name?
You: im not sure, we didnt stay in touch much after that movie.
Stranger: how is miley cyrus?
You: she’s wonderful. im her godmother.
Stranger: any chance of gettin in contact with her?? Hahaha….
You: no, i dont her daddy would like for me to be handin out their contact information to strange men.
Stranger: i no i no…. im only messing….
You: haha!
You: What else is new?
Stranger: just a test… wats mileys middle name?
You: hope. her real name is destiny.
Stranger: ok dats weird now lyk…. haha… im a bit skeptic of it actually bein u…. haha….
Stranger: skeptical i mean….
You: well most people would be.
Stranger: wats the name of ur last album…?
You: Sha-Kon-O-Hey!
You: that was a little thing for dollywood.
Stranger: is it not backwards barbie?
You: no, i actually made Sha-Kon-O-Hey! first
You: it was released after CC
Stranger: man this is fair weird….
You: BB*
You: Sha-Kon-O-Hey! isnt very popular, its sold at dollywood but not in stores.
Stranger: ur kinda scarin me now actually thinkin dat it cud be u….
You: haha, your makin me laugh!
Stranger: wats mileys brothers names?
You: trace is her brother in the band
You: and also noah
Stranger: ya i no him… wats his band called?
You: metro station.
Stranger: wat magazine cover wer you on in october of 1978?
You: playboy, but i did NOT get naked
Stranger: what wer ye wearing?
You: bunny ears and a lacey dress
You: black^
Stranger: this is gettin rely weird….
You: its not weird for me, im in a pretty good mood.
Stranger: this is rely weird for me cuz u cud be lyk famous….
You: i love bein famous and puttin a smile on peoples faces :D
Stranger: can u lyk prove dat its u?
You: well not really considerin the type of website we are on.
Stranger: gud point… ah can u lyk go on the dollyworld thing and say sumthin on it?
Stranger: dollywood*
You: you mean the website? or the actual park?
Stranger: website…
You: well i like givin shoutouts, but the herschend family does all the website stuff.
Stranger: ah do u have a fan page thing or sumthing u can write on?
You: well im not good with the internet stuff, every website is run by someone else, they just tell me what the fans say
Stranger: can u send me out stuff 2 my house lyk a signature?
You: u just give out your address like that?
Stranger: well wen its dolly parton lyk i do… hahaha
You: well… do u live in tn
Stranger: no… Ireland… its a bit further away…. Hahaha…
You: well, you can trust that you had a real encounter tonight.
Stranger: nobodys gonna believe me tho… wat time is it over der?
You: 11:01
Stranger: in the mornin?
You: no, at night
Stranger: how am i gonna prove dat its u?
You: well i guess you dont.
You: you copy and paste this chat i suppose.
Stranger: no i wnt do dat….
You: thats fine.
Stranger: ok
Stranger: im after runnin outa things 2 say… haha….
You: ok.
Stranger: do u lyk justin bieber?
You: well he is a fine young man, i dont know too much about him.
Stranger: rite… whos mileys boyfriends name?
You: levi.
Stranger: ohhh kay….
Stranger: i guess i will talk to u later… well not rely lyk.. haha…
You: ok, hun
Stranger: but first can u send me a postcard?!! please?
You: whats ur address
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Fail Troll

You: hi
Stranger: Hey
You: So, then, how’s things
Stranger: stressful…
Stranger: my friend got me pregnant a few weeks ago…
You: Well, that’s pretty heavy stuff, however what are you doing on omegle? You should be spending quality time with your friend!
Stranger: It’s 2AM and she’s at home asleep
You: Is this supposed to be the funny part?
Stranger: Yes =P
Stranger: She poked me
Stranger: and poking leads to pregnancy
You: The funnier chats are the ones where you string them along…the whole way
You: not within four lines
You: reveal your bluff
Stranger: sorry…
Stranger: I just did?
You: Yes
You: Well, pregnancy…she made me…I’m not three regretfully, it may work on them
Stranger: I fail =\
You: Very much so!
You: Watch www.omeglechats.com
You: goodbye
Stranger: ja
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