Posts Tagged unicorn

You Can’t Always Get What You Want

Stranger: i wanna sexy girl …
You: I want a god damn unicorn!
You: Where the fuck is it!
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What will we do when mankind ends?

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label ‘Stranger:’. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: hey
Stranger: The age of men is over.

You: Indeed.
You: What shall our kind do?
Stranger: Take a ride on unicorns
You: Hmm… But what will the children do? We must protect.
You: I declare that we drink the sacred….
You: malk.
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