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Damn This is Raunchy Wtf?

You: hey
Stranger: Hi my names Steve, im 54 looking for a hot teenage slut, im a petefile also. And i like my bunghole wet and sweaty. Are u interested?
You: lol
Stranger: do u want to make it wet and sweaty?
You: nah i’m good.
Stranger: I molest my daughter, Alexandria

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11 year old…?

Stranger: 11 yr old M looking for people to talk to.People 17-53 i have Tons and Tons of pics!if u wanna see me:) i Have a Cam also=)And im a Nice sweet caring funny guy:)
You: lol
You: you’re 11
You: lol.

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Two Nerds Talk About Maryland Cookies, WTF?

Stranger: Male 22 England
You: ah an english man
Stranger: yes…
You: female 20 usa
Stranger: ah an american woman
You: hahaha yes yes i am
Stranger: how are you?
You: very good actually
You: you?
Stranger: good good
Stranger: which state are you from?
Stranger: Im okay thanks…bloody tired though
You: Maryland hahaha
Stranger: Oh interesting
Stranger: I used to think Maryland cookies came from there
Stranger: a long time ago before i knew what google was
You: hahahahaha there are maryland cookies
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unstoppable force meets immovable object

Omegle
Talk to strangers!
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label ‘Stranger:’. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: hi
Stranger: Hello there.
You: is this your first time?
Stranger: Yes I think this is your first time, but I’m not completely sure.
You: yes as in, this is your first time?
Stranger: Uh. You don’t say.
You: if it isn’t your first time
You: it seems strange you would answer yes
Stranger: I’m not sure I understand the implication of that.
You: it doesn’t get any simpler than how i’ve just put it
Stranger: “It” being what?
You: the answer to my question, as it were
Stranger: No one has all the answers.
You: no one is the everyone
You: *the same as
Stranger: That is a rather sweeping generalization about people.
You: you’re the one who made such a sweeping generalization
Stranger: Thanks but surely I am not the only one.
You: if you say so
Stranger: I say so.
You: then, it must be so
Stranger: Good reasoning. Do you think I should know if it is?
You: it’s like you said
You: no one has all the answers
Stranger: “Good reasoning. Do you think I should know if it is?”? I said?
You: you’re pretty dense, stranger
Stranger: You think I am dense, stranger.
You: it like you said, followed by what you said
Stranger: “It” being what?
You: go ahead and read
You: it’s still there for you to read
You: go on, i dare you
Stranger: What kind of books do you like?
You: i can’t be bothered with books, tbh
Stranger: Why not?
You: the easier question is why bother in the first place?
Stranger: The explanation is rather complicated.
You: exactly my point
Stranger: Where did you get your point?
You: use your imagination
Stranger: Let me think. What are you wearing?
You: i’ll tell you what i’m wearing after you tell me what you’re wearing
Stranger: Where do you go shopping.
You: i’ll tell you where i go shopping after you tell me where you go shopping
Stranger: A place we call “reality.”
You: same here
Stranger: I’m glad we agree, .
You: don’t mention it
You: anyway, what would you like to discuss?
Stranger: The pleasure was all mine.
You: uh huh
Stranger: Yup. Groovy.
You: feel free to answer my question
Stranger: I always feel completely free.
You: let me know when you figure out what you’d like to discuss, i guess
You: -minimizes window-
Stranger: Go ahead, , try to know when you figure out what you would like to discuss,.
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No mexicans?

You: HELLO
Stranger: HI
You: I YELL EVERYTHING I TYPE
You: SO THATS WHY IM WRITING IN CAPITALS
You: ITS KINDA SEXY
Stranger: HAHA I AGREE
You: ARE YOU MEXICAN?!
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Hippos Unite

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
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You: im fat
Stranger: lovely
Stranger: me too
Stranger: im a hippo
You: OMG
You: ME TOO
Stranger: !!!! we must be soul mates
You: IKR
You: i am so happy
Stranger: lets hang out and go fly kites together!!
You: ew
You: no
Stranger: and eat flamingos afterwards?
You: lets fly TWO KITES TOGETHER !
You: and like tie them to our fat folds
Stranger: of course :D
Stranger: time to eat my pet cow. talk later!!

You: okayyy !
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Blanket

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
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You: hello
Stranger: asl
You: 18 male united states
Stranger: cool..17 f usa
Stranger: horny?
You: no
Stranger: ohh_(
You: Im so high im eating a f**king blanket right now
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marrige is overrated

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
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Stranger: hi
You: will you marry me?
You: ill make you iced tea every day
You: and i promise not to make any racist jokes
You: and ill build us a brand new doghouse!
Stranger: wow
You: i want you to raise my gourd plant with me
You: if you want me to give up whiped cream, i will
You: i just need you there to water gordon every day!
You: when im away battling young adult mutant ninja turtles
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