The Cave

Stranger: hey
You: hi ٩(•̮̮̃•̃)۶
Stranger: name?
You: nate
You: name?
Stranger: amy
Stranger: hot?
You: i suppose. would rather not directly answer a question like that
You: but i think i am of course lol
You: and urself?
Stranger: got a link to a picture of you or anything?
You: i do
Stranger: umm, i dont know you can judge for yourself :)
(sends link)
Stranger: whats the link to yours?
You: (sends link)
You: alright i’ll look haha
Stranger: your hot ;)
You: thanks. ur not too shabby urself
Stranger: ahaa thankss;)
You: 19.
You: urs?
Stranger: 17 :)
You: oh wow. ur a young one haha
Stranger: ahaa;)
You: So what brings u here miss amy? =P
Stranger: bordem, you?
You: of course, the same thing. half the time im just here to mess with ppl tho haha
Stranger: ahaa;)
You: So where u 4rm? btw u remind me of someone i used to know lol
Stranger: england,
really? whos that?:)
You: oh no one special. just a girl i knew. haha. im from Florida btw
Stranger: niceee :)
You: So how many chats have you had here before?
Stranger: loads, you?
You: I just started a few days ago. i’ve been having the time of my life lmao ppl are very silly on this thing
Stranger: lol how so?
You: Well just how they treat other people online. Most of them dont act that way irl.
You: For one thing i dont like when ppl start conversations with “asl”
Stranger: samee:/
You: so when they ask me that i always say something stupid and they curse me out and leave xD
Stranger: ;)
so you straight or gay?:)
You: definitely straight. im scared that you had to ask. lol was it something I said?
Stranger: noo, i was just asking :’)
You: how about urself?
Stranger: straight, although i’ve had a few drunken mistakes with some girls :’)
You: lmao same here. but with girls ;D
Stranger: ahaa;)
Stranger: how many people have you done?
You: done as in sex?
Stranger: yeahh
You: hmm ive messed around alot but only really did 2 haha
You: what about you?
Stranger: really?:|
i dont wanna say noww:P
You: uh oh lmao
Stranger: ahaa:’)
You: over 5?
Stranger: yes
You: =O
You: over 10?
Stranger: loool
Stranger: yes
You: over 13?
Stranger: yes
You: r u being serious?
Stranger: yeahh
You: over 13 different guys?
Stranger: yeahh
it was 13 guys and about 3 girls i thinkk :/
You: i see. can i ask a couple of questions then?
Stranger: yes..
You: Do the bears bring their fish inside?
Stranger: Yes?
You: hmm ok that would explain the smell.
Stranger: ???
You: Next question, can it accommodate a whole family of bears?
Stranger: Um sure?????
You: I wouldnt be surprised with all that vacancy…
Stranger: Is this getting somewhere?
You: Listen, dont rush me ok?
Stranger: ?
You: OK??!!
Stranger: um ok?
You: Last question, after the bears wake up from hibernation do they roar loudily?
Stranger: What fucking bears!!!! omfg
You: The bears that sleep in your cave of a vagina.
Stranger: Fuck you you fuckinb whore pice of shiit!
You: Hmmm that seems more befitting to your lifestyle rather than mine dont you think? ٩(-̮̮̃•̃)۶
Stranger: You know what youre nothinf but a piece of motherfucking cock sucking retard with nothing better to do with his life than sit around and make people feel bad about themselves! >=P
Stranger: I hope you die in the ass!
You: Hahahahahahaha nice.
You: Wanna have sex?
Stranger: Fuck off bjtch…
You: ok but im not exactly hearing a no….. (-̮̮̃-̃)
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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  1. #1 by member - December 28th, 2010 at 09:55


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  2. #2 by Nate - December 29th, 2010 at 15:26

    Haha. Definitely one of my better convos lol

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  3. #3 by LOL - December 31st, 2010 at 01:17

    would have been better if you kept the links

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  4. #4 by MICHAEL UK - January 1st, 2011 at 09:19


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  5. #5 by Nate - January 2nd, 2011 at 12:42

    @ LOL Yes but that would be violating some random persons privacy and I’d rather not have to deal with the consequences of that. I notice you said links (plural)…I’m guessing you’re curious as to how I look? As much as i love the thought of random creeps checking me out, I’d rather abstain from that just this once. At any rate, I dont see how that really would’ve made it any funnier. Go google Emma Watson pics or something.

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  6. #6 by Nate - January 2nd, 2011 at 12:44

    @ Michael UK No

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