Omegle Chats

You: hi
Stranger: Save me
You: OK
You: from what?
Stranger: I’m in room
Stranger: 104
Stranger: Physics class
You: OMG!!!!
You: THEY ARE TORTURING YOU!!!
Stranger: FINALLY!! SOMEONE WHO UNDERSTANDS
You: what should I do?!
Stranger: Bring a gun. Gat this old man down.
You: OK!!
Stranger: Show him the physics of death!!
You: *Gets shotgun and bazooka*
You: *Goes to school*
You: *Finds room 104*
You: OMG!!!!!
Stranger: !!!!!!!!!
You: WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO THESE KIDS!?
You: *Shoots old man*
You: *Grabs you and drags you out*
Stranger: Blows up**
You: Are you ok?
Stranger: Now I am. Thanks ^_^
You: Your welcome
Stranger: *cue A-Team music*
You: *Dances funny dance*
You: now what?
You: next level?
Stranger: TWISTED ENDING, IM ACTUALLY THE PROFESSOR
You: *GASP*
Stranger: *pew* *pew*
You: HOW COULD YOU!?
You: NOOOOOOO
You: *Shoots bazooka at you*
You: *BOOOOM!*
Stranger: *jumps*
Stranger: Lol
You: NO!
You: *Gets 1 shot kill gun*
You: *Shoots*
You: HA!
You: TAKE DAT!!
Stranger: CONTINUE? 10… 9… 8…
Stranger: YES
Stranger: *pulls out tank*
You: O_O
You: *Runs*
Stranger: *KABLOOOOOOM*
You: NOOOOO!!!!
You: *Flies in the air from exploasion*
Stranger: *KABLOOOOOOOM*
Stranger: IMMA FIND YOUUUUU
You: *Lands on your head and cracks your skull*
Stranger: Little do you know, I had a helmet disguised as a head*
You: SCORE 1 FOR THE BOYS BACK HOME!!!!!
You: NO!!!!!
You: *Takes out Jellyfish net*
Stranger: *knife to the side*
You: little do you know..
You: I will defeat you…
Stranger: …
You: *Catches jellyfish*
Stranger: *pulls out grenade*
You: *Throws it at you and you get shocked*
You: HA!
You: UH OH!
You: *Jumps off cliff to get away
You: AHHHHHHH
Stranger: *blows up*
Stranger: So we both died?
You: *Climbs back up*
You: Whew
You: YAY!!!!
Stranger: Psh.
You: *grabs your head and throws it as a bomb*
Stranger: CONTINUE? 10… 9… 8…
Stranger: NO
You: OMG!
Stranger: Peace :)
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