You: Did you fart?
You: Jesus, man.
You: Isn’t there some Glade or something in here?
Stranger: EW, YOU’RE GROSS. STOP BLAMING OTHERS FOR YOUR ACTIONS.
Stranger: MEANIE.
Stranger: TELL YOUR MUM TO GET AN AIR FRESHNER IF IT SEEMS SO BAD THERE
You: Seriously. Did you eat broccoli or something?
Stranger: FART BOY.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
The first of what will probably be many million fart conversations.
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