Omegle Chats

You: Hello!
Stranger: Problem?
You: Nope!
You: Well, actually yes.
Stranger: U mad?
You: Yes. My name is Justin Beiber and people keep calling me homos…
You: But I’m not!!!!!!
You: I just think some guys are pretty!
You: *Starts sobbing uncontrollably*
Stranger: Shave head, smoke cigarettes, drink beer and watch milfs
Stranger: Problem?
You: I’m only 4 years ols.
You: *old
You: Are you high?
Stranger: Son, I’m disappoint
You: Sorry daddy.
You: Or mommy. Still not sure.
Stranger: Oh yeah call me daddy, sugar
Stranger: It excites me
You: I LOVE THAT SONG!
Stranger: Yeah it changes from Baby
Stranger: So next song
Stranger: You sing about cigarettes
You: MY hit song? Baby?
You: Again, only 4 years old here.
Stranger: You call it a song?
You: Want me to sing for you?
You: LA LA LA LA
You: *SCREAMS LIKE A DYING NARWHAL*
You: RAWR!
Stranger: Cool story, bro
You: Did you like my singing?
You: I’m a girl actually.
Stranger: Yeah
You: You are lame, aren’t you?
Stranger: No I’m dumb
You: FISH ARE FRIENDS! NOT FOOD!
You: You can’t talk?
Stranger: I cab
Stranger: Can*
You: To be dumb means to be unable to speak.
Stranger: …
You: JUSTIN FEELZ SMARTICLESSS!
Stranger: It’s called to be mute
You: Seriously, look it up.
You: And to be dumb.
You: Same thing.
Stranger: Where did you saw that?
Stranger: wikipedia?
You: I did not see it.
Stranger: Urban dictionary?
You: And you have terrible grammar.
You: No.
You: www.merriamwebster.com
Stranger: Maybe because English isn’t my mothertongue
You: Mothertongue = Stupid word
You: Just syaing.
You: *saying
You: I mean, come on. Say it five times.
You: MOTHERTONGUE MOTHERTONGUE MOTHERTONGUE MOTHERTONGUE MOTHERTONGUE!
Stranger: ?
You: BAHAHAHAHAHAHA
You: Justin makes laugh laughs.
You: IM NOT CRAZY! IT’S THE NARGLES! THEY’RE ATTACKING!!!
Stranger: Justin forgot to take his meds
You: MY sister won’t share the charm necklace.
You: It keeps the narggles away!
You: TRUST ME! Harry Potter can see it too!!
Stranger: Harry Potter is too mainstream
You: SHUT IT! YOU TAKE THAT BACK OR VOLDEMORTS GONNA COME AND RIP YOUR TONGUE OUT!
Stranger: Voldemort is a unicorn
Stranger: You are what you eat.
You: AVADA KEDAVRA!
You: Hahaha. Justin kills person. Funnnyyy.
You: HEh hehe hehe
Stranger: Yo momma’s so fat that her patronus is a cake
You: BAHAHAHAH!!! That was actually funny!
You: Gosh. I thought you were a loser.
You: Oh well.
Stranger: I am.
You: I bet.
You: But my mom isn’t fat. She’s pregnant so lay off, fudgehead.
Stranger: Fartknocker
You: Shut up!!!
Stranger: I’ll never die!
Stranger: *Red eyes*
You: I already killed all your hoarcruxes!
Stranger: (Not due to jah)
You: EVEN THE ZEFRON POSTER!!! Dun dun dun!
You: I despise you.
You: Fairwell, young one.
You: You shall never learn.