We’re All Bananas

Stranger: hi
You: hi
You: are you a banana?
Stranger: no
You: how do you know that for certain?
Stranger: ABC
You: what does the ABC have anything to do with it?
You: i think you’re in denial.
You: for all you know we could all be bananas.
You: generations upon generations of people lying to themselves and each other
Stranger: whats the meaning
You: the worlds greatest hoax.
You: it means that we’re all fruit waiting to be eaten
You: you are meaningless.
Stranger: so i do
You: you do what, exactly?
Stranger: IOI
You: that looks more like a plate and utensils, are you finally realizing that you’re meant to be eaten?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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