Whales


You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label ‘Stranger:’. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: Hey bay bay.
Stranger: I am not a body of water, sir.
You: SIR?
You: SIR?!
You: REALLY.
You: REALLY NOW.
Stranger: SIR.
Stranger: YEAH.
You: WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I AM A SIR.
Stranger: SIR.
Stranger: YOUR MASSIVE, INTIMIDATING MAN-SAUSAGE.
You: I AM SORRY BUT I SEEMED TO HAVE CHOPPED THAT OFF MONTHS AGO.
Stranger: THEN WHAT’S THAT YOU HAVE IN BETWEEN YOUR– Oh. Hello, Justin Beiber.
You: ACTUALLY.
You: MY NAME IS ALFRED AND I LIKE TO PLAY WITH WHALES.
Stranger: OH GOODNESS.
Stranger: YOU LOVE WHALES?
You: I LOVE WHALES AND THEIR MASSIVE BLOW HOLES.
You: I ALSO LOVE FRYING PANS.
You: BUT THAT’S A SECRET.
You: I LIKE THEM RUSTY.
Stranger: WHO DOESN’T?
You: YOUR MOM.
Stranger: TRUE.
You: DO YOU LIKE FRYING PANS.
Stranger: YEAH.
Stranger: DO YOU?
Stranger: I LIKE THEM ALL RUSTY-LIKE.
You: I JUST FUCKING SAID I LOVED THEM
Stranger: YOU DID?
Stranger: IS THAT A SECRET OF YOURS?
You: IS WHAT A SECRET.
Stranger: YOU RUSTY FRYING PAN FETISH.
You: THE FACT THAT I LOVE MY WHALES MIXED WITH A LITTLE BIT OF RUSTY PANS?
You: YEAH
You: SO DON’T TELL FUCKER.
Stranger: YEAH.
Stranger: K.
Stranger: I WON’T.
Stranger: ONLY THE WHALES.
Stranger: K?
You: OKAY.
Stranger: DEAL.
You: THE WHALES KNOW ABOUT THE PANS.
Stranger: I BET THEY DO.
Stranger: I LOVE MY WHALES LIKE I LOVE MY WOMEN.
Stranger: DRIED UP ON A BEACH.
You: I LOVE MY WHALES LIKE I LOVE MY PICKLES.
You: WET AND SOGGY.
Stranger: THAT’S GOOD TOO.
Stranger: I’M CURRENTLY JEALOUS.
You: DO YOU LIKE APRICOTS/
Stranger: IN JAM, I DO.
You: OH.
You: I DONT REALLY LIKE TO JAM AND EAT MY APRICOTS AT THE SAME TIME.
Stranger: TOO BAD.
Stranger: IT’S GOOD FOR YOU.
Stranger: PREVENTS CAIDS.
You: CAIDS?
You: CAW CAW
Stranger: CANCEROUS AIDS.
You: I HEAR A COON DOG IN THE DISTANCE.
Stranger: FROM THE DIRECTION WHERE THE RED FERN GROWS?
You: NO.
You: THE OTHER WAY.
Stranger: TOO BAD.
Stranger: I LIKE IT OVER THERE.
Stranger: AWESOME VIEW.
You: WELL MAYBE I WILL GET THAT COON DOG AND TAKE IT TO WHERE THAT FERN IS GROWING.
Stranger: YOU SHOULD
You: I JUST MIGHT HAVE TO DO THAT
Stranger: IT’S AMAZING THIS TIME OF YEAR.
Stranger: YEAH. YOU BETTER.
You: THE BUTTER?
You: THE BUTTER IS AMAZING?
You: HEY.
You: I HAVE A QUESTION.
Stranger: YEAH.
Stranger: WHAT?
You: DO YOU WANT TO HAVE A FISH WEDDING
Stranger: FUCK YEAH.
You: ALL RIGHT.
You: YOU GET YOUR FISH AND I’LL GET MINE.
Stranger: K
You: DONT FORGET THE WHALES.
Stranger: I HOPE YOU DON’T MIND THAT HE BITES.
You: THE FISH?
Stranger: YEAH.
You: I LIKE PARANAS.
Stranger: I THINK HE HAS A DISORDER BUT I TREAT HIM EQUAL.
You: SO BITING IS NO BIG DEAL MATE.
Stranger: K.
Stranger: MAKING SURE.
You: OKAY.
You: HEY.
Stranger: WHAT?
You: I MADE YOU BREAKFAST.
Stranger: OH, SWEET.
Stranger: THANKS, SIR.
You: HEY.
You: I AM NOT A SIR.
You: I AM A TRANSEXUAL.
Stranger: OK.
You: SO I AM BOTH.
Stranger: GENTLESIR?
You: I LIKE IT IN THE FRONT AND IN THE BACK.
You: GENTLE WOMAN.
You: MORE LIKE,
Stranger: WHO DOESN’T?
You: YOUR DAD
Stranger: TRUE.
Stranger: TOO BAD FOR HIM.
Stranger: HE’S MISSING OUT.
You: RIGHT
You: HE SURE IS.
You: THAT LITTLE GUY
You: POOR THING
Stranger: I KNOW RIGHT?
You: YEAH.
You: WELL MATE.
You: I’D LOVE TO STAY AND CHAT BUT I HAVE SOME MORE OMEGLE PERVS TO FUCK WITH
Stranger: ALRIGHT.
Stranger: HAVE FUN.
You: YOU TOO.
Stranger: DON’T LET THE BULLIES TAKE YOUR MONEY.
You: DON’T LET THOSE WHALES EAT YOUR SOUL
Stranger: BECAUSE I WORK FOUR JOBS TO EARN IT.
Stranger: K.
You: K.
You: GOOD DAY.
Stranger: LOVE YOU.
You: LOVE YOU TOO STRANGER
Stranger: STRANGER LOVE.
You: STRANGER DANGER LOVE.
Stranger: WOO!
You: ;DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Stranger: ;3
You: !@#$%^&*(
You: GOOD BYE NOW STRANGER,
Stranger: BYE.
Stranger: GTFO.
You: I WILL KINDLY GTFO.
You have disconnected.

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