What’s with this guy

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: *shoves cookie in your mouth*
You: not agin
You: again
Stranger: :P
You: :8
Stranger: YES! :D
Stranger: *cookiecrumbs in your mouth*
You: still would be the best thing to happen all day
Stranger: Really?
You: maybe
Stranger: Either you had a bad day or you really like sea man.
Stranger: So, who is this? I’ve talked to so many peopleon here.
Stranger: *people
You: the one who tells silly stories
Stranger: Hmm… I don’t remember any silly stories from today.
Stranger: Sure you talked to me before?
You: no I didn’t
Stranger: Ahhhh
Stranger: lol
Stranger: Well, what’s your name and how are you? :P
Stranger: I’m Cody.
You: ಠ_ಠ
Stranger: What?
You: want to hear the story
Stranger: Hmm…
Stranger: Can you tell it with my big cookie in your mouth? Because if so, then yes.
You: if you insist
Stranger: :D
You: *gagging noises*
Stranger: AUCH YA!! AUCH YA!! :D
Stranger: I think I’m in love.
You: When I was a baby,
You: I lived in a pile of trash.
You: With a female kangaroo,
You: then one day the pile went smash.
You: Then the kangaroo popped out,
You: and looked around the region,
You: and then she turned to me and said,
You: “Go, you have displeased me for no reason.”
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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