Who Wants To Be A Dollariaire?


Stranger: hey :D
You: WHAT IS PI
Stranger: NOTHING YOU?!
Stranger: ACTUALLY MY CEILING =)
You: WHAT ABOUT YOUR CEILING?
Stranger: IT’S UP!
Stranger: O-O
You: YAY!!!
You: SO WHAT IS PI
Stranger: GOOD BOOOOOOK
You: CORRECT!
Stranger: YAY!
You: YOU HAVE JUST WON 10 CENTS!
Stranger: Actually I have it but i haven’t started it yet
Stranger: WHAT IS HUNGER GAMES?
You: TO COLLECT, PLEASE PROCEED TO YOUR LOCAL ‘WHO WANTS TO BE A DOLLARIARE’ BRANCH
Stranger: HAHA I won a dime :D
You:
yup, and if you continue you stand to win a WHOLE DOLLAR!!!111!!
Stranger: ZOMG A FREAKING LOONIE
Stranger: okay i’ll continue!
You: QUESTION NUMBER 2
Stranger: OKAY
Stranger: -rubs hands together- IM READY!
You: THE CATEGORY IS: PHYSICS!
Stranger: ZOMG OKAY
You: HOW MANY G IS GRAVITY ON EARTH?
You: IS IT (A) 100 (B) 20 (C) 1 (D) 3
Stranger: o-o
Stranger: I have no idea
Stranger: Can i ask you a question? :D
You: you can use 50-50, ask one of my alter egos, or randomly guess!
Stranger: C
Stranger: haha idk
You: CORRECT!
You: *music plays*
You: YOU HAVE WON 5 MORE CENTS!
Stranger: YAY a nickle :D
Stranger: oops nickel*
Stranger: I shall name you Phillip
You: OK!
You: *clears throat*
You: HENCEFORTH, I SHALL BE PHILLIP THE ANNOUNCER
You: THE NEXT QUESTION HAS A CHOICE OF CATEGORIES:
Stranger: OKAY
You: ART
You: BIO
You: MATH
Stranger: CHEMISTRY?
You: NOPE
Stranger: BIO THEN
You: OK!
Stranger: =D
You: QUESTION NUMBER 3
Stranger: =D!!!
You: WHERE IS YOUR HEART?

IS IT (A) *points at me* (B) *points at ceiling* (C) *points at you* (D) *points to Pluto*
Stranger: C
You: AND THE ANSWER IS…
You:
You:
Stranger:
You: CORRECT!
Stranger: YAY!
You: *more music plays*
You: YOU NOW HAVE A GRAND TOTAL OF 25 CENTS!
Stranger: WOOOT QUARTER
You: NOW WE CUT FOR COMMERCIAL BREAK
Stranger: D’AWW
You: (becuase I’m running out of random ideas xD)
Stranger: HAHAHAHA :D
You: (hang on, pulling out more!)
Stranger: GOOOGLE!
Stranger: Otay
You: PHILLIP HAS RETURNED FROM COMMERCIAL BREAK!
Stranger: YAY!
You: *Dollariaire theme music plays*
Stranger: hahahhaa
You: *Phillip walks onto stage*
Stranger: =O
You: NOW WE HAVE…
You: PART TWO!
Stranger: DUN DUN DUN DAAA
You: THE QUESTIONS WILL BE INCREASED IN DIFFICULTY!
You: BUT!
Stranger: AHH
You: There will be… AN ACCOMPANYING REVIVAL QUESTION!
Stranger: AHH
Stranger: okay!
You: THE CONTESTANT MAY CHOOSE TO ANSWER THE REVIVAL QUESTION AND RE ENTER THE COMPETION AT A COST OF 5 CENTS!
You: *dramatic music plays*
Stranger: OKAY!!!
You: SO!
You: ROUND TWO, QUESTION NUMBER 1!
You: HOW DO YOU SPELL ‘Mongolia’? IS IT:

(A) MONGOLIA (B) MONGORIAH (C) MONKOREA (D) QWERTY
Stranger: A o-o
You: YOUR ANSWER IS…
You:
You: CORRECT!
Stranger: YAY

(And at this point, I think the other person accidentally pressed DC. Aw…)

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